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Old 04-23-2002, 10:55 AM
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One fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which in turn was immediately followed by a man walking solemnly along. Following him was a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse.

“My wife,” the man replied.

“I’m sorry,” said Bill. “What happened to her?”

“My dog bit her and she died,” replied the man.

Bill then asked the man what the second hearse was for.

“My mother-in-law,” he said. “My dog bit her and she died as well.”

Bill thought about this for a while, before finally asking, “Can I borrow your dog?”

“Get in line, pal.”


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Mother in laws are like seeds..........you don't really need them, but they come with the tomato!
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YEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWWW!!! That's the first 5-smiler I've seen in a while!!!

Anyone know where the end of the line is. I too could use the dog!!!
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