The TALL TALES and ADVENTURES of Chris Sunkin
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You guys are absolute A-holes! Do you know how much it costs to keep a fleet of Apaches running? Of course Mr. Paratrooper has to cut a few corners at the big box stores to keep feeding the Apache beasts! 
Sure hope the retailer sues him for "treble damages"........

Sure hope the retailer sues him for "treble damages"........
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Wonder if the holding cell heard all the "offshore boating, paratrooper, lawn I-beam, teen pool parties with no pool" tales until the "b1tches got there to bail him out".......you know the phone in my Excursion was broken!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WMErc1n6Ks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WMErc1n6Ks
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Probably just missed a couple items at the checkout, the guy has a lot on his mind..... like legal fees and such...
http://www.supremecourt.ohio.gov/rod...-Ohio-4263.pdf
http://www.supremecourt.ohio.gov/rod...-Ohio-4263.pdf
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Yeah, said he had sharp metal spikes hidden in the grass by the road to keep cars off his lawn. Said they would rip up tires. Great for the kids running around barefoot too. That would be a heck of a lawsuit. What a BS'er.
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Follow along on the next adventure!
(AKA: Sometimes it's not that people change, it's the mask that falls off. )
http://74.62.106.19/cgi-bin/mdocket....=&type=CR&acc=
Case Number:
Defendant(s): Sunkin, Christopher T
12/28/2015
CASE SET FOR ARRAIGNMENT ON 01/04/2016 AT 9:00 AM
12/22/2015 CHRISTOPHER SUNKIN WAS OBSERVED BY LOSS
PREVENTION AT SELF CHECKOUT NOT SCANNING ALL MERCHANDISE,
AT WHICH TIME MR. SUNKIN LEFT THE STORE WITHOUT RENDERING
PROPERT PAYMENT. IN VIOLATION OF SECTION 2913.02 OF THE
OHIO REVISED CODE
01/04/2016
DEFENDANT IN COURT, PLEAD NOT GUILTY. CASE SET FOR
PRETRIAL ON 2/9/2016 AT 9:30 AM (JFL). DEFENDANT SIGNED
WAIVER OF TIME.
01/07/2016
CASE SET FOR PRE-TRIAL ON 02/09/2016 AT 9:30 AM
(AKA: Sometimes it's not that people change, it's the mask that falls off. )http://74.62.106.19/cgi-bin/mdocket....=&type=CR&acc=
Case Number:
Defendant(s): Sunkin, Christopher T
12/28/2015
CASE SET FOR ARRAIGNMENT ON 01/04/2016 AT 9:00 AM
12/22/2015 CHRISTOPHER SUNKIN WAS OBSERVED BY LOSS
PREVENTION AT SELF CHECKOUT NOT SCANNING ALL MERCHANDISE,
AT WHICH TIME MR. SUNKIN LEFT THE STORE WITHOUT RENDERING
PROPERT PAYMENT. IN VIOLATION OF SECTION 2913.02 OF THE
OHIO REVISED CODE
01/04/2016
DEFENDANT IN COURT, PLEAD NOT GUILTY. CASE SET FOR
PRETRIAL ON 2/9/2016 AT 9:30 AM (JFL). DEFENDANT SIGNED
WAIVER OF TIME.
01/07/2016
CASE SET FOR PRE-TRIAL ON 02/09/2016 AT 9:30 AM
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