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Risk Taker 05-02-2002 03:44 PM


Originally posted by Dave M



LOL, or there the old "If it has boobs or blowers, your gonna have problems with it"


MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm..boobs or blowers............

Consintracy 05-02-2002 03:55 PM

Wait a minute here....is this one of those "There are 2 sides to every story" deals????;)

WETTE VETTE 05-02-2002 04:23 PM

If she is four feet tall, flat headed, with big ears I will take her!
Almost forgot, she has to be toothless too.

If not, I already have one of those:o

HiPerf2000 05-02-2002 04:29 PM

I ain't even married, and i get the old: "You love the Boat more than me" thing :rolleyes:

.........can't really blame her if she's right, can you ;) :p

WARPAINT 05-02-2002 04:49 PM

THAT IS CORRECT,I LOVE THE BOAT MORE THAN HER,EXCEPT FOR THOSE LONG COLD LONELY WINTERS ON THE CHESAPEAKE;)

Mike J 05-02-2002 05:13 PM

There has to be 2 WARPAINTS on this board.
The one I know Custom
Paints Boats and his wife
loks like Farrah, I don't
think he would get rid of
her.
Gordo what do you think,
Would LLamaman get rid of
JR-VET.
Mike J.

Ike 05-02-2002 05:36 PM


Originally posted by WETTE VETTE
If she is four feet tall, flat headed, with big ears I will take her!
Almost forgot, she has to be toothless too.

If not, I already have one of those:o


Ike 05-02-2002 05:38 PM


Originally posted by WETTE VETTE
If she is four feet tall, flat headed, with big ears I will take her!
Almost forgot, she has to be toothless too.

If not, I already have one of those:o

Yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa!:D :D

Tbonepmp 05-02-2002 05:42 PM

*ATTN: "WARPAINT"
 
After much debate, I have decided.... I WILL take her!!!
Do you think you could have her here by Memorial Day Weekend?
Thanks a bunch...!!!:D :p

(Geez I thought I was gonna have to go overseas to get my mail-order bride, but whaddya know....):)

DanL 05-02-2002 08:06 PM

I didn't know D-town was on the Chesapeake. I'll have to visit my customers there!!!


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