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Old 05-02-2002, 02:08 PM
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36 YEAR OLD WIFE FOR SALE,JUST TAKE OVER PAYMENTS!SHAPELY BRUNETTE,WONT LET ME DO ANYTHING!!!!!!I WANTED TO GO TO THE CIGARETTE REUNION THIS WEEKEND AND SHE WONT LET ME GO!!!I EVEN OFFERED TO BRING HER ALONG AND SHE WONT GO!!!!!!
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Old 05-02-2002, 02:19 PM
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Try saying...hey bab...see you in a few days.
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I hear ya! My wife thinks I am having sex with my Cigarette?

They just don't understand!

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Old 05-02-2002, 02:31 PM
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I'm somewhat interested can you send pics? I would also like to take her for a test drive
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Bummer Dude!
Should have tried the lease program!

Sorry, I just had to!
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Old 05-02-2002, 02:39 PM
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SORRY NO TEST DRIVE,JUST TAKE HER,ALL HER BILLS,AND WHAT THE HELL,YOU CAN HAVE OUR PET CAT TOO:I KEEP THE BOAT!D
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Damn
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Some measurements possibly...???
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SORRY DUDE,IVE ALREADY TRIED THE TWO CHIX AND ME AND ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN.SHE WILL ONLY DO ANGELINA JOLI.
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YOU LUCKY DOG YOU!!!!!!ENJOY THEM BOTH!!!!!!
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