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WARPAINT 05-02-2002 01:08 PM

Wife For Sale
 
36 YEAR OLD WIFE FOR SALE,JUST TAKE OVER PAYMENTS!SHAPELY BRUNETTE,WONT LET ME DO ANYTHING!!!!!!I WANTED TO GO TO THE CIGARETTE REUNION THIS WEEKEND AND SHE WONT LET ME GO!!!I EVEN OFFERED TO BRING HER ALONG AND SHE WONT GO!!!!!!:mad:

SeaDated 05-02-2002 01:19 PM

Try saying...hey bab...see you in a few days.

AC 05-02-2002 01:19 PM

I hear ya! My wife thinks I am having sex with my Cigarette?

They just don't understand!

AC
:D

tanned fat looks better 05-02-2002 01:31 PM

I'm somewhat interested can you send pics? I would also like to take her for a test drive:D :D :D

CigDaze 05-02-2002 01:33 PM

Bummer Dude!
Should have tried the lease program! :p :D :D

Sorry, I just had to! ;)

WARPAINT 05-02-2002 01:39 PM

SORRY NO TEST DRIVE,JUST TAKE HER,ALL HER BILLS,AND WHAT THE HELL,YOU CAN HAVE OUR PET CAT TOO:I KEEP THE BOAT!D

tanned fat looks better 05-02-2002 01:45 PM

Damn:D :D

Tbonepmp 05-02-2002 01:48 PM

How About Hmmmmm.....
 
Some measurements possibly...???:D :D :D :p
Any pics....:cool: :rolleyes:

WARPAINT 05-02-2002 01:59 PM

SORRY DUDE,IVE ALREADY TRIED THE TWO CHIX AND ME AND ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN.SHE WILL ONLY DO ANGELINA JOLI.

WARPAINT 05-02-2002 02:08 PM

YOU LUCKY DOG YOU!!!!!!ENJOY THEM BOTH!!!!!!


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