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Old 05-10-2002, 11:12 AM
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A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoo's all over his arms answers.

She proclaims, "I want to join your club."

The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.

The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?

The little old lady replies "Yep... my bike's parked over there", and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.

The biker asks, "Do you drink?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4 pack's of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."


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good one lmao

risk, you gonna catch hell from the little blue haired old ladies on this one


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LOL!
It just can't be a Friday w/o a a gool 'ole risk joke or two!
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good one lmao

risk, you gonna catch hell from the little blue haired old ladies on this one


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Hey Risk,
I knew an old lady once...I'm suing!
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Default I'm offeneded,,, my grandma is OLD !!!

What did the " LAWYER " name is daughter ??? SUE,,, DUH !!!
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