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AIR TIME 11-23-2010 09:05 PM


Originally Posted by TYPHOON (Post 3259160)
Anyone out there have a wife that just cant understand how much you love this sh!!!t. Quote: I cant believe how much time and money you piss away on that stupid boat. Its just a boat. Quote: If you buy that new motor I will quit my job. Im not working for your boat!!!
Is it just me??????
MD

haha oh yes, my wife didn't know about saber 28 last fall or my gellner 1100 motor or konrad ace drive from 2years ago. I told her and my family about the boat at my brother inlaws brothers wake. blamed it on him we both were in rough shape these last 20years me with 6 operations from04 to 08 and getting one in 3 weeks and another in jan for me. had 4 before that on my knees. dave and I had bad disks to. he had 4 surgeries on his back and 2 hip replacements. he knew I had bought a konrad ace and had dean gellner build me a blower motor, he said get a bigger hull so I did it was easier to hide used boat money than new haha. man Imiss him cause we both new how bad pain can get when your whole body is phucked up, cancer got him in the end. Iwished he loved boats as much as flat tracking:coolcowboy:. we was a champ and gave a lot of support and money to local motocross and flat track bike racing through the family dealership. my wife said she will go with me to the races again or rides. she has not been out in my other boat for 15 years:eek:. Iam glad that she gets it know. Ijust wise Igot it wet this year but with a lmotor not here until july then having to rig it have headers made then find out gas tank was leaking it never happened. I'm going to be pissed if I by it in the or this winter haha. I hope to be able to get back on it march and hit the water by may.

AIR TIME 11-23-2010 09:11 PM


Originally Posted by nailit (Post 3259181)
its all in the delivery...

babe.. blew motor with reversion... (explain what that is) and now the boat is worthless without a motor!!

worked for me.. then forgot to tell her I bought another boat till the middle of the week when I was driving the chicago to pick up that friday... good thing she wanted a better rough water boat too!

haha I did that in 93, told the wife well she was with me it ran rough coming back from block island end of the season. so I said we need a merc 502 so I sold the 330hp and bought a merc 502 then every 2 years up graded it until it was a 509 650hp:coolcowboy:

AIR TIME 11-23-2010 09:36 PM


Originally Posted by LubeJobs42 (Post 3259586)
The philosophy I came up with really helps.

It's called drop a zero.

If it cost $10,000.. it was $1,000
If it cost $5,000 .. it was $500


Since zero is nothing... I'm not really lying, it's more of a fib for her own protection. If she know what i really spent she would have a heart attack. We would have matching Defibrillators at the very least!

This if for her own good! It makes me feel good that I am so concerned with here health :drink:

I almost forgot!! I also you "I traded some stuff for it". Money is stuff, isn't it?

I also do that about the money.:evilb::evilb:

FREEDOM US1 11-23-2010 09:49 PM


Originally Posted by LubeJobs42 (Post 3259586)
The philosophy I came up with really helps.

It's called drop a zero.

If it cost $10,000.. it was $1,000
If it cost $5,000 .. it was $500


Since zero is nothing... I'm not really lying, it's more of a fib for her own protection. If she know what i really spent she would have a heart attack. We would have matching Defibrillators at the very least!

This if for her own good! It makes me feel good that I am so concerned with here health :drink:

I almost forgot!! I also you "I traded some stuff for it". Money is stuff, isn't it?

I did something similar. Blown motor means you need to change the oil!!!!:drink::drink:

Cash Bar 11-23-2010 09:57 PM

We had a deal:

1) She bought the lake house
2) I bought the TopGun.

Payments(then) were about equal.

After I year I was out 100k thanks to National Marine and she had 160k in equity.

I am as dumb as I look.

BigSilverCat 11-23-2010 10:08 PM

I had a girl friend that wanted me to buy a house for us to live in by seneca mo,, and when i finished a job that i made alot of money on and a few days later she came in the shop and me and brad are looking at 4 brand new turbos sitting next to my boat she says.... how much did those cost.?? my answer......
they cost the down payment on the house in seneca...
few min later she had packed her clothes and was leaving....
probably had the wrong priorities in my younger years....
now I would not only have spent the down payment money on the turbos but the whole price of the house....

sleek1 11-23-2010 10:11 PM

My wife was already into boats. When we bought a "big" boat I was proactive and told her this was the worst "investment" we will ever make. It will cost us money but we both enjoy the hobby. After two years of spending $5k per on preventative maintenance she's still on board. Needless to say, I'm not putting much into the boat this off season. Don't want to push my luck.:drink:

outriggers 11-23-2010 10:45 PM

My wife has horses, make my boat look like a bargain. For what she spends I could have Sterling on speed dial. Doug

Snoworks 11-23-2010 11:41 PM


Originally Posted by quicklt1 (Post 3259828)
just remember ...HAPPY WIFE..HAPPY LIFE...

Enough Said!

It took me 15 years to figure this one out. What ever it takes.

TYPHOON 11-24-2010 07:49 PM

Did I forget to mention my wife makes double the money I make.
MD


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