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BRUCE SEROFF 11-24-2010 07:50 PM


Originally Posted by TYPHOON (Post 3260661)
Did I forget to mention my wife makes double the money I make.
MD

yes ...you did leave that part out. Now you can definately send her my way. I needs me a sugar momma.

maxonmike 11-25-2010 05:09 AM

What do you tell a woman that has 2 black eyes??? Nothing... She has already been told twice... :evilb::evilb:

fountainmoe 11-25-2010 05:31 AM

Guys....its all about money with them......if you got lots of it.....they never complain......if you don`t.....watch out....
Life`s a sh!t sandwich..........the more dough you got....the less sh!t you gotta eat........lol

Pete280 11-25-2010 07:46 AM

well we just went through 2 cycles on Invitro fertilization, about 37K (have a awesome little 5 wk old with absoultely no regrets)

let's just say whatever I can afford to spend on the next boat she will not say a word! Now I just have to find the money somehow.

srx 780 11-25-2010 07:56 AM


Originally Posted by outriggers (Post 3260023)
My wife has horses, make my boat look like a bargain. For what she spends I could have Sterling on speed dial. Doug

I feel for you bro, been their dun that and phuck that, she finally had to go along with the 5 horses she rode in on:eek:

LaughingCat 11-25-2010 08:02 AM


Originally Posted by fastedy (Post 3259313)
Thats Great..., Randy, I know your pain, and its Racing not just Boats. I had one GF that used to get drunk and I quote, "Why don't you stick your D... in that exhaust pipe because thats the only thin you give a s... about", most GF's think its somthing that I'll grow out of

Girldfriends can be fired with no severance pay.

Rookie17 11-25-2010 08:16 AM

He who makes the gold makes the rules.

I gave up my 'leverage' once and got married. Found out quick that my life changed in ways I didn't like - right after I got married.

Nowadays I keep the 'leverage' by being not married. The old lady is a good girl, 16 years younger (she's 26) and in training :)

Long as I'm not married, its still her who is trying to do the impressing - even 5 years later. She knows I can kick her to the curb and it won't cost me a cent, but her lifestyle would change drastically.

Like any business deal, its about who has the money and the leverage.

Gotta think ahead boys :)

BRUCE SEROFF 11-25-2010 08:19 AM


Originally Posted by Rookie17 (Post 3260851)
He who makes the gold makes the rules.

I gave up my 'leverage' once and got married. Found out quick that my life changed in ways I didn't like - right after I got married.

Nowadays I keep the 'leverage' by being not married. The old lady is a good girl, 16 years younger (she's 26) and in training :)

Long as I'm not married, its still her who is trying to do the impressing - even 5 years later. She knows I can kick her to the curb and it won't cost me a cent, but her lifestyle would change drastically.

Like any business deal, its about who has the money and the leverage.

Gotta think ahead boys :)

exactly!!!

US1 Fountain 11-25-2010 08:32 AM

Wow, mine must be the exception. When it comes to boats, she's all about whatever it takes or whatever I/we want. The cruiser we bought 2 yrs ago......she wanted it. :)

omerta one 11-25-2010 10:13 AM


Originally Posted by US1 Fountain (Post 3260859)
Wow, mine must be the exception. When it comes to boats, she's all about whatever it takes or whatever I/we want. The cruiser we bought 2 yrs ago......she wanted it. :)

Ditto, she has the Sea Ray; I get the rest of the toys.


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