Boating nudity?
 

Ok so ive tried tactfully to ask this question but i cant seem to get any answers.

When it comes down to it what are the laws of nudity on the water? I have been asked numerous times "can we tan topless on the boat?"

And honestly i have no idea what the "legal" answer is...... my answer is always SUUUUURREEEEEE!!!!!! wheres my camera!

Anyone know what the rules are out on the bay? or in general? I tried looking it up but that did me no good. This is not ment to be derogatory in anyway, i just dont want to put myself in a jam if ya know what i mean.

thanks

Depends on where you are. There is no "Nudity on the Water" rule. Some lakes ban it all together and some allow it in certain coves, Party Cove, Hippy Hollow, Etc. Not sure about oceans but I am sure if you go out into international waters you can do whatever the hell you want to.

WHAT LAWS ?????

dont deprive them ladies of there topless/bottomless tan :eek:

may want to G@@GLE a few Havazoo Vids :party-smiley-004:

One time I was out on the river and the FL wildlife guy stopped to F with me. While he was worried about what fish I had on board (none) a blow boat came by with several naked people on deck. I looked and him and he said "its legal!" I have no idea how look that one up to see if it is really legal or not.

I assume it would fall under public nudity laws.......and whether the water partol officer was in a good mood. Assuming your in an area where kids/others won't be right next to you I believe the water patrol will just come do a long safety check on you and not write you a ticket. A the local hangout where families are would likely get you in trouble.

(I've seen girls flashing the coast guard at crowded raft-ups but with no kids around they just took it in fun...and came around often :))

As a lawyer, I can tell you it depends on the law in the city,county, and state you are in. His answer is about as good of a rule of thumb as there is.

exactly.. common sense..great answer... children should not be subject to nudity..

Depends on the Woman . :evilb:
Here in Ontario woman are prmitted to go topless .

Paul

Jass is right, and I've, (I was by myself in our little boat) seen in the past where a guy pulls up to remote beach with a boatful of strippers, and the strippers start doing their "Thing", BUT there are families in their boats at the other end of the beach..... well it didn't take long for the wives/mothers/etc from the "G" rated part of the beach to come unglued at the strippers, and rightfully so. Needless to say the girls put their clothes back on, and that boat left in a hurry!

It should be on a scale, say your 5'5" 110#'s and hot you get to take it all off, 4'11" 250#'s inbread with no teeth you cant leave the cabin.

I do agree with the kids stuff, there are plenty of places to go lay out naked if you want.

Not sure what law is round here but have had my share of naked chicks on the boat and been seen by the law but they never say anything to me.

The answer is ALWAYS yes!!

Better to beg for forgiveness than ask permission!

Agree 100%.... :evilb: :evilb:

What snowmobile suit comes with zipout racks?

This lacks credibility - I can't imagine any sailboater pulling in any trim....

he needed ballast........and fat girls need loving too! :)

This thread is worthless without pictures and documentation!

If you are really worried about it, just keep some pasties around for the occasion... :drink:

GREAT F'n IDEA!!!! and to think i was just gonna keep a couple bandana's around

lifejackets.... check
flares....check
drinks...check
pasties for the naked womens when the cops roll up....check!


but in all honesty yeah common sense! I wouldnt roll up to a beach with kids and a boat full of strippers..... wow did i really say that.

But yes i would allow anything out in open water or raftd up private like.:drink:

Here is a link on this toppic. http://www.greatlakesoffshore.com/gr...ead.php?t=3503

It is leagal for girls to go toppless on kelly island as long as there is no complant,then you get a ticket for disturbing the peice,same thing with carring a side arm in the open in MI its leagal as long as no one complanes.

The coastgaurd on the great lakes were flying maneuvers one spring (flying low over the island ) so the girls flashed them the chopper came around and hovered at tree top right in front of us,then the girls mooned them .....way to cool.

the guys where hanging out the door to get a better look.

No tickets where issued,just smiles and thumbs up lol

That sounds like something mt wife would covienently say....your acting like a child no nudity for you!!!!!:coolcowboy:

this threads is worthless without pics:drink:....just say-n

This is really a thread?? My god this would never been a ? On oso before lol. The old rule was you weren't allowed to WEAR A TOP TO GET ON THE BOAT LOL.

+1 :evilb:

Not quite sure what you mean... I'm more of a visual learner. Can you post some pix to get to the bare assence of what you're asking?

I would say it depends on weather she's ugly or good looking.

+1 :D now that we all have some reasonably decent answers let's get this moved into the UC section :D

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+5

Im tellin you, this guy is a genius !!!!

Send me some pics and I will tell you if they are lewd....:evilb:

best real answer.....

add some tassels and that should pass for a bikini top :evilb:

On my boat the cops won't see anything but the back of my hands!!!! :)

You guys are looking in the wrong forum for this...:eek:

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Up my way we have something called "White trash bash" on Dog Island every year. Recently there have been more cops than attendees I think... including a helicopter flying over head every 30 minutes or so, 4 cops per boat, etc.

All they do is check for nudity. It is a total waste of tax payer dollars.

I haven't been to the sand bar in Islamorada Fl in some time, but that was always a naked fest. The Columbus day Regatta in Miami... same deal. Last time I made it to the Regatta was probably 98 or 99 though.

LOL!!!

At LOTO the rule is "reproductive organs must be covered at all times".

So do you guys wear tops also?

That is so it keeps the floating debri int he water from giving you an infection from a "floater", cigarette butt or floating tampon. :drink::eek::eek:

Dude, even a womans teat is not a reproductive organ. :lolhit:

In Florida, I'm pretty sure the prosecutor has to prove lascivious/sexual intent. So... hanging out nude? Most likely not a problem. Banging it out in the intercoastal waterway? Most likely a problem.

Thanks for bringing up a 9 year old thread............lol
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