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Old 05-23-2002, 11:57 AM
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Talking OT: "The Ferry"

This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan.

So, when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock, he decided he wouldn't subject himself to an hour's wait. He made a running leap and landed on his hands and knees, a little bruised maybe, but safe on deck.

He got up, brushed himself off, and announced proudly to a bystander, "Well, I made that one, didn't I?"

"Sure did," the bystander said. "But you should have waited a minute or two. The ferry is just about to dock."


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R/T...I thought YOU were the Fairy.
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Old 05-23-2002, 01:27 PM
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R/T...I thought YOU were the Fairy.

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Dumbass!
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Funny stuff RT Probably a Jim Carey/Jeff Daniels fan
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man he must have felt real dumb.
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