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Old 06-04-2002, 11:44 AM
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There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with every Fill-up."

Soon a "redneck" customer named Bubba, pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told Bubba to pick a number from 1 to 10, and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Bubba guessed 8. The proprietor said, "No, you were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time"?

Some time thereafter, Bubba, along with his buddy, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. Bubba guessed 2 this time.

The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close but no free
sex this time".

As they were driving away, the buddy said to Bubba: "Bubba, I think that game is rigged and he don't give away free sex".

Bubba replied, "Hell No, it's ain't rigged.... my wife won twice last week".

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