All good but NASWHO?? Round and round in circles does not excite me.
What about twin blown V-6's?? Does that compensate for a single V8?? |
blown v6's, ok, it'll do. +1 :D must sound pretty cool.
as far as NASCAR. if you haven't stood next to the fence 2 feet from the track at the start of the race when 42 cars literally blow your Chevy hat off as they pass you at 190+. you haven't lived. The shock wave is undescribable. I love to take first timers down there and not tell them what's about to happen, they jump out of their shorts:eek: We will be at the Michigan Race this Sunday for the Michigan 500, deep frying a cajun injected Turkey and drinking some Canadian Beer. My cousin, Tim Steel, runs the ARCA series. they run on Saturdays with almost identical cars. last time I was at the race shop. he had 9 cars race ready,two in the race hauler, and 7 spare engines on the bench, and a tool box on 4 wheels that outweighed the car. It had a 500 watt stereo!!!!:cool: keep the additional ideas coming, THE'RE GREAT!! Mike (waterfoul) and I will tabulate them . |
Hey Mike ,
We stopped in GR for a pitstop on the way and everthing was fine... but when we got to Holland it was all bad. I'm a little pissed because I should have noticed it, maybe if it was daylite out I would have seen it smoking. Also if we wouldn't have arranged to have it fixed Saturday we would still be there right now !!! No one works on Sundays over there !! The last words from the person that we borrowed the trailer from was " everything should be fine, I had it all checked out" Here's what was wrong with the trailer: Replaced both spindles (the one we messed up and and one that was already messed up) Repacked and tightend the rest of them. Brakes weren't working so good either. I did see JAFO's boat out on the water. I waved , we were in the 31 Scarab that had purple ,red and yellow graphics. Hey Rob, I thought all REAL race cars are from Europe ? Formula one and FIA rally .:D Just kidding , I do like the BIG tracks , Theres nothing like seeing a traffic jam moving at 190 !! |
+ 10 for a 100mph boat
- 10 for lying about your top speed Gary |
Trailer must have some sort of mag wheels, plus 1 for aluminum.
Plus 1 for trailer matching boat, plus 5 for truck matching boat and trailer............I actually did very well, and I love Winston Cup!!!..............Doug. |
Okay, I was a little bored so I thought I'd have some fun!!!
1) Fail - The NASCAR thing doesn't do it for me either. I have to admit it is a lot better in person than on TV but it's still a "redneck roundy-round". 2) Pass - I know the results of the last APBA race and where the next one is 3) Fail - If you have any type of NASCAR flag(or sticker) then I am sorry but you're a redneck, and there is no such thing as a "cool redneck", that's an oxymoron! :D 4) Fail - Usually jammin to some Disturbed, Powerman, Zombie, etc 5) Pass - Sony Xplod everything - CD head unit, 10 disc changer, 4 6 1/2 3-way speakers, 880 watt 5 channel amp and a 10" sub. 6) Pass - I am ALWAYS tan 7) Pass - Not one, but two POLISHED STAINLESS BLACKHAWK PROPS. Bonus points? 8) Pass 9) Fail 10) Pass 11) Fail - Sorry, those little orange ones are cheap! 12) Pass 13) Pass 14,15,16) Pass - 2000 Chevy Silverado Z71 17) Pass - ALWAYS 18) Pass/Fail - I have a very good anchor but it has a lot of ROPE on it. What the hell is rode? :D 19) Fail - I don't need VHF channels, I have cable! :D 20) Fail - I know them (except rode)but don't use them. Chicks think you're a anal dork when you start talking like that. At least cool, hot chicks do! 21) Pass 22) Pass 23) ? Pass ? 24) Pass 25) Pass 26) Pass 27) Fail - How the hell do you get tan with a shirt on? 28) Pass - Well, I think. What's the definition of a "cool" towel? 29) Pass - Well, once again I think I do. I have a sweet set of polarized metals with blue lenses? If by cool you mean Oakleys then I fail. Oakleys are for watching NASCAR! 30) Pass 31) Pass 32) Pass - 5300 V-8 with 4.10 ratios 33) Pass - Rockford Fosgate amp, Polk 4x6's and 6 1/2's, two Pioneer 8" sub boxes 34) Pass - 75 mph all day long 35) Pass - Sleeping on the couch over boating? :confused: 36) Fail - Okay, I'd rather sleep on the couch than go boating in 50* rainy weather 37) Pass 38) Pass - A big pass!!! 39) Pass - I have about 14 coolie cups onboard at all times 40) Pass - Does opening it up with my powerful bicep count? :D 41) Pass 42) Pass 43) Pass - Well, usually, unless I scared all of them! :D 44) Pass 45) Pass - ALWAYS 46) Pass - I think. The wording on that one confused me a little. :confused: 47) Pass - Usually 48) Fail - I didn't know you can talk on VHF! Back when I was young and my parents didn't have cable we couldn't talk on the VHF channels! :D 49) Fail - Why bother, they are always wrong! 50) Pass 51) Pass 52) Pass 53) Pass - A BIG PASS. Morons at the launch make me very, very angry! 54) Fail - Oh well, I'd rather have a 22' boat that does 75 than a 30' boat that does 60! :D |
well......how do you rate today?????:D :drink:
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Damn, there's a resurection of an old thread!
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Sweet! Great list!
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Originally Posted by Jayl13
(Post 297879)
Get this
Take all the ones you failed and put them all together and imagine what you would look like 16 ft bayliner with a vertical antenna and no thru hulls, with some girly name on it like wilma, playing a news radio station, wearing a gay shirt, no sunglasses and bugs in your teeth from running through the weeds cause you cant hang in the channel with no women or anyone on board, ghost white no tan, and your boat is filthy and dirty and not waxed and your FENDERS are hangin on all 4 corners and your boat still is all bashed up and your trying to get a hold of yer redneck wife on channel 16 LOL Sorry could not resist Actually what is worse than this is having a 10 thou pound paperweight in your driveway!!!!!!!!! Jason Hang on a second......thats almost every boat in Europe :( |
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