What has he done?
06-12-2002 | 09:05 AM
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The most infamous, yet funniest theory on Shorgasm's whereabouts(coutresy of ALLAN4):
He's back, but I heard he was spotted leaving a Transvestite Rights convention wearing a small pink Menudo t-shirt, size 22 blue coaching shorts, "Frank Pocherello" mirrored sunglasses, ballet shoes, carrying purple pom poms, a life sized poster of Richard Simmons ( with a hole cut out of the a$$) and proudly prancing the sidewalk in celebration of his sexual identity. That's just what I heard.......
06-12-2002 | 05:27 PM
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From: On the back of a chicks M3..If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair!!
Haaaaaaaaa......I didn't even see this one.....
Someone has it but.........well all the "nice' comments are just too much to stand........
I was told to give it about 6 weeks.........but that didn't last too long..............
Good good friend of mine is the DJ at one the better clubs here in Daytona.......well if there is such thing.........and no not a titty bar....
Anyways when we go in there we just hop up into the DJ booth and "scout" out the "bad" ones.........give 'em a quick little look and they come on up.........and all i have to say for them is that was there first mistake.......
Well a few came up and of course somebody brought up the subject of my new "addition"...........and three of them DEMANDED to see it........so being the nice guy I am..I showed 'em.....
You'd be amazed at the size of the balls of some of these girls......two of them reached to grab it.....HOLD ON honey it ain't no leash...... relax!!!!!!!
Lots of stuff went on last night that I surely can't say here.......
But what I can say is that one needed to take "it' home to try it out........and did she.......and that's all well and good but one problem..........this things a week old and it now hurts like the first day........
O and Boat Girl......You sooooo know
I like my "bolt-on's"
Someone has it but.........well all the "nice' comments are just too much to stand........
I was told to give it about 6 weeks.........but that didn't last too long..............
Good good friend of mine is the DJ at one the better clubs here in Daytona.......well if there is such thing.........and no not a titty bar....
Anyways when we go in there we just hop up into the DJ booth and "scout" out the "bad" ones.........give 'em a quick little look and they come on up.........and all i have to say for them is that was there first mistake.......
Well a few came up and of course somebody brought up the subject of my new "addition"...........and three of them DEMANDED to see it........so being the nice guy I am..I showed 'em.....
You'd be amazed at the size of the balls of some of these girls......two of them reached to grab it.....HOLD ON honey it ain't no leash...... relax!!!!!!!
Lots of stuff went on last night that I surely can't say here.......
But what I can say is that one needed to take "it' home to try it out........and did she.......and that's all well and good but one problem..........this things a week old and it now hurts like the first day........
O and Boat Girl......You sooooo know
I like my "bolt-on's"
