I like your style DM! :cool:

:eek: LMAO even if I didn't own a Fountain

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

THE DMAN HITS, THE DMAN HITS. YOU DIE.

:eek: :eek: :D :D

Slickster....we need to get that little Devil gremlin on this board!!!!! Where are those two whiney little Formula owners????? Probably trying to get those ink stains off their pockets cause they forgot to wear their pocket pen holder protectors today!!!! Probably draining their extension boxes cause their Thunderbird's won't run without them!!!! Hey Turbo, hey Phantom, you two little pansies....where are you??? Stand up and let me insult you some more!!! Phantom is still hiding cause he told Jeffrey Boy to dump his boat in the salt water instead of the Chesapeake Bay!!!!! Now, how brilliant was that comment???? Nickslick....jump on this thread....forget about Lake Michigan and Lake Erie and how rough it gets....I heard that these two monkies don't think much of old SCARAB's!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Let it rip on these two Birdhead's...they are hiding in a barrel of those outdated trim caps!!!!

DMan!!!!!!!

At least these two knuckleheads can't delete my post and put me on ten days probation!!!!!

WAZAAAAAAAAP

BOOOOOM

CRUUUUUUUUNCH

HOLY OUTDATED TRIM CAPS BATMAN...

YO D.

who peed in your cornflakes this morning!!!

wooooooooohoooooooooooooo

going FREEDIVE kelp patty jumping tomorrow for yellowtail TUNA with my 8ft spear launcher! :eek: ... i wonder if they can do that on lake erie...

bahahahahhahahahaha

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Guys,

Obviously, isolation from the OSO board has hardend the DMAN and made him bitter. He's had too much time by himself to reflect on the fact that he couldn't navigate from San Diego back to Newport without the comfort of the shoreline in view. No speedo, no GPS and a compass that probably points the same way no matter which way his boat turns. Wouldn't do much good since he can't read the fake charts stuffed in the dash. He uses the charts to stop the rattles. The fact is DMAN, it was a Formula that hit the Newport entrance first. The truth hurts baby! Does this look like fixing an ice maker?
http://www.vxi.cc/phantomchaos/images/p0002479.jpg

Yeah........I didn't think so. Don't let this maniac fool you. Rumor has it that he's going to do the Catalina Ski Race on a jet ski. Can you imagine that! The loser doesn't know that the rules say the "ski" has to be pulled by a boat. I guess he figures he hasn't been very successful using a boat, so try a jet ski.

Slam bam...........you're WUB (Way Under da Bus)

Nort (aka Universal Chaos) :D :D :D :D :D :D

PS: And the "D" stands for DAP

OOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo............

PHANTOMPENIS STRIKES BACK!!!!

You aint gonna take that are ya D???

And I DONT BELIEVE that you can beat D's boat. If you won, then it was because you were NOT racing...

Ill PUT MONEY ON IT, sucka...

:mad: :mad: :eek: :eek: :D :D :cool:

Hey Mr. Salt Water....yeah, beautiful girls in the cabin of some guys Fountain!!!!! Hey big guy, I don't see your ugly mug in that picture right before those girls are starting to please themselves....you are still in the cockpit trying to start your rig with the gears in forward....duh...the alarm works!!!!! Typical Formula owner....tries to buy the board off by showing the flesh of a couple hotties...how low can you go. Reggie would not stoop that low.....nothing but performance and protection in his propaganda....and a few choice pieces of jewelry....the guy has taste...what can I say??????? And so what...I happen to be a hell of a jet skier...I don't see any Formula's in the Catalina ski race, except for Turbosonic...and he is pulling some 70 year old cause the kids want to go too fast for him and his delicate little hull!!!!!! You will be sitting on the sidelines no doubt while your best gal is checking out the studs in the Fountain sitting next to you!!!!! You are the weakest link....good-bye!!!!

DMan

I think DMAN has been watching to much PRO WRESTLING...

but DAMN, this is funny.

BY THE WAY, I got a CRISP HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL that says DMAN's boat can bust you.

NEWPORT TO LONGBEACH.

Name your day, bring your money.

:mad: :mad:

p.s. I was in DMAN's boat when we busted triple digits.
:eek: :D :eek: :D :eek: :D

[ 07-10-2001: Message edited by: NICKSLICK ]

Dman

Who are you trying to fool? You know Reggie is an underbred, chain swinging "wanna be" whinning pimp! Sounds like you a little sore at PC for getting your a$$ kicked.

DA

NickySlicky-

I sure hope you had a hand held GPS with you on that DMAN ride.......... There is no working speedo on that ride. Things are ALWAYS busted and non-operational. Why do you think the call them CIGARETTES?

C = Consistent
I = In
G = Getting
A = All
R = Rubberbands
E = Eventually
T = Tight
T = To
E = Equipment

I'll admit that DMAN's boat will outrun mine, but who won the race........the tortoise or the hare? I’m not saying that I’m THAT much slower, but DMAN can’t find his way out of a paper bag.

Nort (aka Universal Chaos) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

We all know that SCARAB is the only true watercraft... and furthermore, all boats made after 1980 are for PU :mad: :mad: IES.

Hey DevilMan (and I use that term “man” very loosely)-

Get a brain and some facts together while you’re at it. Do I have to explain everything like you’re a five year old? Maybe you’re just not quick or hip enough see the relationship. The “salt” phrase meant “open ocean” you DAP. You know, that thing just beyond the breakwater you hide behind……if you just went a little more than a half a mile from shore you might have known what I meant. Maybe if you stood and jumped up you might be able to see over the breakwater from that water sled you have. Fountain cabin??? G.M.A.B. You don’t see interiors like that in Fountain! Just ask WES311SR1 (you know........the guy that started this thread). Marsh mellow white ultra-leather (not vinyl) and engraved mirrors? Yeah........okay........right. As far as the photo goes........I’m the one taking the photo DAP........geeeezzzzz!!!! Do I have to explain everything? You only wish you had the luxury of knowing your water sled wasn’t going to be a rowboat for the day. DEPENDABILITY!!!! Never know if the starter is going to work (you know dat’s da truth NickySlicky). Maybe you better rig up a couple of those shoestrings you call ropes and that filthy beige car cover you use for covering your boat so you can make a spinnaker sail to make it to the beach at least. YOU can’t see many Formula’s in the Catalina Ski Race cause you’re in the back of the pack again or you’re in DNF status again (did not finish).

WUB again!

Nort (aka Universal Chaos) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

PS: Nice to see you in mens clothing last time

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[ 07-10-2001: Message edited by: NICKSLICK ]

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Troutly.....those are not his chicks!!!! They are rentals!!!! Lets see a picture of those chicks on Phantom's boat in the open ocean.....those girls would not think of hopping in that death trap in salt water...they don't want to die young...they know better. Hey Mr. Navigation Phantom man....you are a real big man with that 38 footer docked in Havasu all year....how tough is it to navigate in that place...lets see...a 25 mile stretch that is a half mile wide....you are quite the man with the compass and the GPS....and you still get lost!!!! One trip in the ocean and you think you are Popeye!!!! With your cute little bimini cover on that big bad boat...hey Nickster, what do they call boaters with a 38 foot hull and a big old ugly bimini cover on it???? Talk about sails??? You want a challenge Phantom????? Go ahead, enter the ski race big talker....put some money on the line...DNF.....Fine....I will spot you ten minutes in a sixty two mile race....you can pick any skier you want???? Come on Mr. Navigation Salt Water Big Dog with the Hotties in the Cabin First to the Harbor Chaos!!!! Call my Challenge!!!!!! We want to see a photo of you taking the photo!!! You don't think we believe you...do you?????
Where is your big bad brother Turbosonic 1??? He doesn't want any part of this war...I have way too much dirt on that freak!!!! He is your Formula brother.....Do you still own that other Formula of yours??? You probably do....can't sell it?????? Where you at Chaos????

DMan

You are toast!!!! Burnt toast!!!!

D-MAN , IF YOUR IN A FOUNTAIN YOU COULD ONLY GET ONE BABE IN THERE AND SHE BETTER BE AS SMALL AS PIMP BOY REGGIE. AND YOU WOULD HAVE TO TAKE THE PIC. WITH A WIDE ANGLE LENS. AND THIS IS A FACT... :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Hey Wes......have you noticed on this thread how bad I have pulverized Phantom and Turbosonic?????? Do you want to join in and be part of this donnybrook???? I don't think you can handle it to be quite frank!!!!
So, you just better hang onto your own camera and comments or I will have to start in on you....and it won't be pretty!!! Do you understand what I am talking about???? And if that doesn't work, I just bring in the Slickster to the brawl and it will be all over with.....comprendo???? ;) ;)

DMan

And, if I understand your post correctly, if I have a girl in a cabin of a Fountain, she needs to be somewhat small or slender???? Is that correct??? Well, I think that is really good for me, however, does that mean that you need a bigger cabin in your Formula because the girl you are with will not quite fit into a cabin of a Fountain????? If that is the case, it is very bad for you.....unless you are into that kind of stuff???? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
So Wes, I am going to refrain from picking on you and your BIG cabin.....cause that is the kind of guy I am.....OK?????? ;)

:mad:

is that it? i love a good cat fight :eek:

DMAN-

Pulverized? Are you serious? With stupid frivolous attempts at a comeback like that?????? You have a HUGE concussion from the blows you’ve been taking!!!!! Your head just spun around two and a half times, kind of like that Block’em – Sock’em kids toy you use everyday. Since your head is on backwards now, you could look down now and you might be able to see your feet for once and tie-up those stinky smelly salt encrusted out-of-fashion pieces of flaming cotton you call shoes. You’re tripping all over yourself. Your bloody nose is dripping all over my Berber cockpit carpet you DAP!!!!!! Pull your head out and fight back like a man for once!!!! What the heck is a rental girl? Do you really know about things, or have you made quick geek notes on the back of your hand while Stinson tried to explain to you again how to treat a woman right? Those are the read deal ladies in that photo buddy boy! Get used to it!!! Time and time again I have to get dragged into the bowels of hell with you DMAN and re-explain things like you’re a five year old!!!! False allegations will get you nowhere buddy boy!

You want the truth?!

Your want the truth?!!!!!

YOU CAN”T HANDLE THE T R U T H !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN”T HANDLE THE T R U T H !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am the survivor!

Nort (aka Universal Chaos) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

PS: Turbosonic doesn’t have to waste his time here, I’ve got you licked without even standing up!

I'd love to join into this, but just like any GOOD v-bottom guy, I know when to say when.

The bottom line is...Its all fun and games until the guy with the 46 Skater and 1400's pulls in, laughs at all of us, and douches us with a 100' rooster-tail...I hate that guy... :eek:

Rico...you are almost right....the guy with the big old skater will never win the ski race....Never!!!! Ever!!!!! Cannot happen!!!! Lots of other things, but not that!

Phantom....Now you are knocking down my buddy Stinson.....you are in trouble...under the bus for life!!!! Yes, I want the truth...let's settle this once and for all...since dueling has been outlawed, there is only one fair way to settle this issue....Yes......a free throw shooting contest!!!!!!!! Pure and simple...black and white.

Phantom....What is a "Read Deal Lady?" Looks like the five year old just ***** slapped the teacher!!!! As Roddy Piper would say, "You are throwing rocks at a man with a machine gun!" Just when you think you have all the answers, I CHANGE THE QUESTIONS!!!!! Yes, PULVERIZED!!!!!

DMan

Dman-

Don’t worry!!! You’ll be okay with the rooster tail while on your Jet Ski, you DAP!!! Just make sure you have the mask and snorkel on this time as you get sucked up in the Jet Ski catcher between the hulls!!!! Maybe even a SCUBA tank since you’re going to be under for a while. I bet NickySlicky has an extra tank for you, maybe with some hot air in it like what you’re expelling on the board the last couple of days! READ THE POSTS!!!! I’m not bagging Stinson, quite the contrary. I think it’s noble that he’s tried to give you some pointers over and over..........never learn a damn thing, but he tries to teach. Just remember, you’ll always be the student, never the teacher.

WUB.....WUB.....WUB you DAP!

Nort (aka Universal Chaos) :D :D :D :D :D :D

PS: No free throws for me. I'm tired from constantly throwing you under the bus!

Yeah........DMAN's out cold with a single KO!!!! Just as if Stone Cold Steve Austin did it! Silly rabbit, OSO is not for kids!

I think you guys should settle it like this.

Take both of your boats, line them up transom to transom with a 50 ft rope/chain tied solidly to both rear cleats on both boats, and hit the throttles WFO.

<==]------[==>

Who evers boat is still floating wins.

Oh yea, no life preservers...

:eek: :eek: :eek:

This isn't about his sled against my boat or any other boat. It's about being a DAP!

<==]--~~~~~ ~~~~~----[==> (damn.......broke it)

I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!
:p :cool: :p

If you're going out past the breakwater (DMAN can't really comment on this part), better buy a kidney belt too. Maybe they throw that in or is it an option? Re-entry in a Formula is smooth and predictable.

Besides.........the cabin is for the girls anyway. :D

Jesus you guys, don't stop now! This is more fun than I've had on this site in two years!!!! This is better than watching a Redskin and a Cowboy fan go at it. YEEEHAA!!

Damn Nort,
Those are some HOTTIES in your boat!! If I tow it to Havasu for you, they gotta be ridin' with me!!! Maybe I'll get to "sniff" the seat next time I'm in the boat :cool:

Hey Semper....don't get too excited...those girls were only there once!! They will never return....notice what the two hotties are drinking....yep....soda, water and other liquids to sober themselves up after being with the Phantom!!!! Sober themseves up and then they are out of there!!!!! That is just the way it is after a few boat rides with the Phantom....hey, why do they call him the Phantom?????

Re-entry on a Formula?????? While that Thunderbird is bouncing all over the place, the Fountain is smooth and stable....keeping the props in the water and kicking the Formula's ass!!!!!

Hey Phantom....How much re-entry do you accomplish in Havasu???? Is there something wrong with your boat????

Mr. Big Shot Re-Entry Ice Maker with the Big Cabin Bimini Top Moving Footrest Man!!!!!!!!

DMan

I think we need to put DMan and Phantom in a boxing ring and settle this, only problem is Dman is a bigger guy, but look out for the "Phantom"

Boxing against the Phantom?????? Have you seen us next to one another..... I swing and hit nothing but air...can't swing that low!!!! He swings and guess what??? The DMan is singing with the BeeGee's! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I like the free throw shooting contest idea a lot better!!!!! :D

DMan....

fountain or formula i own them both a 1998 38 fountian fever and a 1998 35 formula fastec F2 race boat ..... the fountain is the finest boat built, the formula has that goffy stringer system look at the stringers in the fountian ,huge . i can tell you i take one out on saturday and the other on sunday fountain all the way !!!!! :)

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[ 07-12-2001: Message edited by: hot boats ]

DMAN-

I had NO time for your false allegations, self-promotion and soapbox antics today. I’ll get back you tomorrow. I’ll be doing a swan dive from on top of the ropes. You’re going to wish the Undertaker would show up.

Nort (aka Universal Chaos) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D