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Old 05-12-2012 | 06:34 AM
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also read on here: we had an electrical problem, a rod came out the side of the block and knocked off a plug wire... i nearly fell out my chair laughing at that one.
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Old 05-12-2012 | 08:12 AM
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Swamp donkey
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Old 05-12-2012 | 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by BONDO10
Forum rules permit me from letting you all know what I call her!
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Old 05-12-2012 | 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by TWIN-SPINS
"maintained with an open wallet"
Empty or not, it was open
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Old 05-12-2012 | 10:27 AM
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Biggus and I were filling up my boat the day after Biggus had just filled up his. The lady inside was freeking out about how much fuel I was putting in (about 150 gallons). Kurt looked at her and said that is nothing I just put 300 in yesterday. She just looked at both of us and said "that is just stupid"
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Old 05-12-2012 | 11:28 AM
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She's right, but it sure is fun afterwards
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Old 05-12-2012 | 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by texomapowerboater
how about the term "cosmopolitan boater." i just made it up. Its for all you guys that spend $50k+ on fancy paint/wardrobes for your boat and then show up to poker runs wearing race uniforms like a bunch of f@g$
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Old 05-12-2012 | 03:05 PM
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lol
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Old 05-12-2012 | 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by nkosi
"I think I need new gas gauges"

"It doesn't look that rough"

I also laughed the first time I heard outboards referred to as "eggbeaters"
or blenders
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Old 05-12-2012 | 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by TWIN-SPINS
"maintained with an open wallet"
Ya, if they are maintained at all, that one pretty much goes without saying.
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