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dykstra 06-04-2012 10:18 PM

Whenever anyone asks me if they can do anything, I tell them to find something dirty and make it clean.:eekdrop:

the deep 06-04-2012 11:17 PM

Young guys and gals in daddys' boat , beach the boat right in the rocks close to the docks . Guy tells his buddy to go get the trailer and buddy asks , how far away is it ? Dude laughs and say's " It's about 2 beer away " All were feelin no pain .

sutphen 30 06-05-2012 07:50 AM

if you buy a boat like this,expect to get wet.:poopoo:

beakman 06-05-2012 09:10 AM

If it's got t#ts or props its gonna give you trouble!
I got a quarter tank of fuel left we should be good!
I heard a guy say 'that motor runs so rough its like a dog sh$$ting razor blades'.

befu 06-05-2012 09:53 AM

Some of the funniest things I have read are spelling and grammer in this thread. What the heck is a weekwend? And I can't figure out what a fule is let alone how far it will coast?

Oh, and congratulations.

I have enjoyed reading the thread and add my "fare" share of spelling mistakes!

Brian

Interceptor 06-05-2012 12:30 PM

" It has flotation built in "

outlawten5 06-05-2012 01:56 PM

Only thing that works on an old boat.....is the owner

lucky strike 06-05-2012 02:29 PM

Sin or Swim baby !


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