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thirdchildhood 05-11-2012 12:31 PM


Originally Posted by techman (Post 3685293)
Sellers saying "boat needs nothing".....

Or worse "it only needs a starter".

Pokher Ace 05-11-2012 12:37 PM


Originally Posted by Keytime (Post 3685280)
+1

"We came through the traps at Xmph, but the GPS showed Ymph and it's got a LOT more in it."

Really? When are we gonna see that?? :angry-smiley-038:


Its funny on land that the cops radar is always faster than my gps, but on water its opposite :lolhit:

rainmn 05-11-2012 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by techman (Post 3685293)
Sellers saying "boat needs nothing".....

That same boat will probably have two different model years in the description, which are roughly 25 years apart:

"She's a 1984 / 2009 model XYZ......"

KajunATVer 05-11-2012 02:19 PM

My dad always told me that a boat is a hole in the water that you dump money into.

Captain YARRR 05-11-2012 02:33 PM

C'mon guys, this is the funniest boating term, not the most cliche boating terms. We've all heard the break out another thousand and the money hole.

offshoredrillin 05-11-2012 02:57 PM

Ted: Sure you have enough gas?
Me: yea we should be fine.
Ted: ok
Me: boat US, boat US, vessel needs assistance :D

nkosi 05-11-2012 03:23 PM

"I think I need new gas gauges"

"It doesn't look that rough"

I also laughed the first time I heard outboards referred to as "eggbeaters"

SME1 05-11-2012 04:27 PM

What about a Monkey Knuckle.

the deep 05-11-2012 04:33 PM


Originally Posted by SME1 (Post 3685428)
What about a Monkey Knuckle.

Is that similar to a moose knuckle ???:lolhit:

Kelly O 05-11-2012 06:42 PM

"That will buff out"


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