or two-legged Tuna

C**k suckers

"Drive it till it sounds expensive"

"I think I put the drain plugs in"

Always the best .........."Here's a $20 for gas"

"What boat would you want to be in when there's 10 foot seas?"

"I'd rather be bellied up to the bar!":evilb:

Funny boat words
 

When Dick Cole invented the cathedral hull, he disocvered that every wave climbed up the indentations, and came into the boat. He built an upside down shelf to deflect the water, and named it a 'hydrofubab' which means "a hydrodynamic f**kup beyond all belief" True story

This one:

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r...1/DSCI0123.jpg :whistle:

:Score-101010:

i pulled my 30 IMP into a shop where a friend who is reformed alcoholic worked. he looked at it and said..."that boat is good for only 1 thing. see how fast you can drink beer!"

Once, My sisters husband tied up one of Brownies boats after using it, Brownie walked up and asked if that was a "Hatchet Knot", The BIL asked whats that? Brownie said I'm gonna need a Hatchet to cut that Fu*ker off that cleat. :)

If it flies, floats or f#cks... IT IS CHEAPER TO RENT!

gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free

This one is funny now, but not at the time. Racing in the Hudson, running around 105 we launched off a HUGE roller, while the boat is still climbing, the throttle man says "UH OH"

"It will be on time"

i was fillin the tank on my cat and a guy pulls up to the pump next to me and sais,how much gas you puttin in that thing,my reply,more than your harley could burn in 100 years,then he sais,how long will it last,when i told him il be back to fill it up tomorrow,he shook his head and walked away.

Our prices are reasonable...

This boat don't run on thanks!!!!

At the Miami boat show at the Nor-tech booth a couple of guys are walking up and the salesman says "those are whistling gophers" I said what?? salesman says you know they ask "whats that thing go for$?? then whistles walking off..

Seen a few variations, but on a local boat listing for sale,

"has true haul exhaust"

Or a guy on a bicycle at Moosehead lake in Maine at the launch asked my brother if we had figured out what was wrong with boat referring to the loud exhaust at an idle.

Or when the wifey asks.....

"You know what time you'll be home?"

Long time after you're pissed.......

Expected you to say.....

" no worries sir, we will have her off the beach in no time "

That may now be a laughable term

When I had the Cig. playboy edition the seats were so soft my buddy coined the phrase; "clubbed baby seal soft":evilb:

Also, an unnamed fit young woman climbing back onto the swim platform after an extended swim: "My ass feels heavy!"

direct bolt on replacement :lolhit:

it's been around a few times but " ... if ya' can't fix it by beating it with a hammer then you must have a real electrical problem!"

" well what side of the buoy was I supposed to be on?"

Drive her like she's stolen!

what you are get gas and everyone come's up to you and says " is that a cigar boat? do you race? how much fule does coast to fill up?"

no its a powerboat, race? oh yeah every weekwend ( never raced in a real race?) umm gas well look at the price and times it by ohhh idk 150 gal'ish and that the price.

next question how old ar you and what do you do?

i am 25 and i work for a living!

huh.....:cartman:

I think I'm gonna go throw up now......

Had just bought my first boat and was excited. Happened to be talking to friend that boated at the lake for years and was telling him all about it. After I finished going on and on about the details I said, What do you think? All he said was, Congradulations, it's the second happiest day of your life. I said what do you mean? He said, "Wait until you sell it." Kind of took the wind out of my sails!

It's cheap to run

Whenever anyone asks me if they can do anything, I tell them to find something dirty and make it clean.:eekdrop:

Young guys and gals in daddys' boat , beach the boat right in the rocks close to the docks . Guy tells his buddy to go get the trailer and buddy asks , how far away is it ? Dude laughs and say's " It's about 2 beer away " All were feelin no pain .

if you buy a boat like this,expect to get wet.:poopoo:

If it's got t#ts or props its gonna give you trouble!
I got a quarter tank of fuel left we should be good!
I heard a guy say 'that motor runs so rough its like a dog sh$$ting razor blades'.

Some of the funniest things I have read are spelling and grammer in this thread. What the heck is a weekwend? And I can't figure out what a fule is let alone how far it will coast?

Oh, and congratulations.

I have enjoyed reading the thread and add my "fare" share of spelling mistakes!

Brian

" It has flotation built in "

Only thing that works on an old boat.....is the owner

Sin or Swim baby !