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05-11-2012, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by RT930turbo

Hey Dave,

I need some Haul repair. Can you help out?

LMFAO

i knew there was one other i was forgetting. Yet that one to . . . .

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05-11-2012, 10:33 AM

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Button down the hatches.

05-11-2012, 10:37 AM

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My personal favorite is: "Rides like a floor jack."

That's great! I'll be using that one.

05-11-2012, 10:41 AM

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The guys that own performance boats and constantly use wrong terminology likely own them in hopes that it will attract women because their looks and money can't do it alone ...

05-11-2012, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by RT930turbo

I need some Haul repair.

Kinda makes me think of the tri haul I saw last week.

05-11-2012, 11:08 AM

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How about the term "Cosmopolitan Boater." I just made it up. Its for all you guys that spend $50K+ on fancy paint/wardrobes for your boat and then show up to poker runs wearing race uniforms like a bunch of f@g$

05-11-2012, 11:13 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RT930turbo

Hey Dave,

I need some Haul repair. Can you help out?

I was about to mention that one. (Which, by the way, I've seen typed on this board many times)

On that note, anyone know where I can pick up some "McCloud" bolsters.

05-11-2012, 11:41 AM

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My favorite! When ever something breaks i tell my wife "It's under warranty!"

I have never had a zip tie covered under warranty!!

I hope she dosen't read this!

05-11-2012, 12:04 PM

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The local watering hole Navy Bistro back in Toledo made a drink with Absolut Citron and pink lemonade. Don't remember what the establishment officially called them, but we all referred to them as "pink panty pulldowns".