There once was a boy named Perkin
Whose father got him jerkin his gerkin His father said "Perkin, Stop jerkin your gerkin, Your gerkin's fer ferkin not jerkin". There once was a fellow named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse and died Now Clyde had a brother Who fell in another And now the're interred side by side. On the a$$ of a hooker named Gale Was tattoed the price of her tail And on her behind For the sake of the blind The same thing was written in brail. There once was a couple named Kelly Who were found stuck belly to belly It seems in there haste They used library paste Instead of petroleum jelly. There once was a girl from Madrass Who had a most beautiful a$$ Not rosey and pink As you may think But had long ears and ate grass. There once was a fellow from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin With only room for his a$$ And five gallons of gas His balls hung out and he lost 'im. There once was a fellow named Kent Whose d*&k was long that it bent To save time and trouble He'd stick it in double And instead of comming he went. |
While pissing on deck, an old boatswain,
Fell asleep, and his pisser got frozen. It snapped at the shank, And it fell off and sank In the sea-'twas his own fault for dozin'. There once was a handsome young seaman Who with ladies was really a demon. In peace or in war, At sea or on shore, He could certainly dish out the semen. There was a young lady at sea Who said "God how it hurts me to pee." "I see," said the mate "That accounts for the state Of the captain, the purser, and me." Give me a name, and I'll give you a limerick. |
Originally posted by cobra marty Give me a name, and I'll give you a limerick. Bubba |
No Leroy or Bubba in my book but here's a couple.
There was a young plumber of Leigh Who was plumbing a girl by the sea. She said, "Stop your plumbing, There's somebody coming!" Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me." A big woolly dog named Lee Had a host of friends to see. So he paced the street On all four feet But visited mostly on three. |
There once was a man from Peru
Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And woke up with a hand full of goo:eek: Jack and Jill went up the hill They each had a dollar and quarter Jill came down with 2 and a half They didn't go up for water:rolleyes: |
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