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OT: "The Confessional"

Old 07-02-2002, 04:05 PM
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An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel,
where I had sex with each of them three times.

Priest : Are you sorry for your sins?

Man : What sins?

Priest : What kind of a Catholic are you?

Man : I'm Jewish

Priest: Why are you telling me all this?

Man : I'm telling everybody.

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Old 07-02-2002, 04:07 PM
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Hilarious!!!! I'd tell everyone too!!!! And I'm only 38!!!
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