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OT: "Blonde and the Milkbath"

Old 07-11-2002, 11:00 AM
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Talking OT: "Blonde and the Milkbath"

A blonde heard that milk baths make you beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note he felt there must have been a mistake... that she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the woman's door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde replied, "I want 15 gallons; I'm going to fill my bathtub with milk and take a milk bath."

"Oh," said the milkman, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"

"No," the blonde said, "just up to my tits."

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Old 07-11-2002, 11:05 AM
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...I have just the perfect picture for this, too!
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Have to tell this one to my wife... If I want to spend the night on the couch....
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Old 07-11-2002, 11:50 AM
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An oldie but still a goodie!!!
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