Like Tree0Likes

OT: "Nurse Nancy"

Reply
Old 07-22-2002, 03:17 PM
  #1
Registered
Thread Starter
 
Risk Taker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: New Hampshuu !!
Posts: 2,808
Talking OT: "Nurse Nancy"

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards.

Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!"

The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!"

Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Omigosh!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!"

Risk Taker is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 07-22-2002, 03:36 PM
  #2
PANTERA LOVER
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

 
Reply With Quote
Old 07-22-2002, 07:27 PM
  #3
Toxic FORMULA
Platinum Member
 
mopower's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: pitman nj
My Boats: 1989 Formula SR-1 272 t/540's
Posts: 4,238
Default

Baja ha ha ha ha ha
mopower is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2002, 05:39 AM
  #4
Charter Member #590
Charter Member
 
Laveyman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Corona, CA
My Boats: 1998/2005 Eliminator 33 Daytona Twin 950 HP
Posts: 515
Default

That one had me laughing my a$$ off!!! I give it the coveted Laveyman's 's
Laveyman is offline  
Reply With Quote
Reply

Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
bobo1
OPA/The Jersey Boyz
0
04-23-2008 08:36 PM
electrical1
General Q & A
11
11-09-2006 09:51 AM
Trucks, Trailers and Transportation
14
10-13-2006 10:11 AM
mikesufka
General Boating Discussion
8
12-26-2002 12:23 PM



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:50 PM.


Copyright 2011 OffShoreOnly. All rights reserved.