Pet Peeve's while on your boat?
05-02-2013 | 02:13 PM
#201
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From: OK CIty, OK
05-02-2013 | 02:23 PM
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From: Huntsville, AL
DO UNTO OTHERS......
IM IN MY 22' VELOCITY AT THE DOCK IN CAPE CANAVERAL. A GUY AND 4 FRIENDS COME IN FROM ON THE OCEAN ,,NICE GUY -GIVES ME A HEADS UP THAT ITS PRETTY SLOPPY BEYOND THE JETTY- 3'-5''S
SO I SAY THANKS, I'LL GO UP THE RIVER AND ICW
FEW MINUTES LATER HE STARTS LECTURING ME ON NOT HAVING JACKETS ON - I ASSURE HIM WE HAVE THEM ON BOARD -YET HE CONTINUES-YA REALLY SHOULD HAVE THEM ON,BLAH,BLAH
FINALLY I LOOK TO HIS BOAT AND BUDDIES WITH BEERS IN HAND,UNLOADING MORE BEER THAN FISHING GEAR AND NO PFD'S AND ASK WHERE ARE YOURS -I NOTICED YOU DID'NT HAVE THEM ON WHEN YOU CAME IN? -
OH, THERE IN THE CABIN,WHY?
YOUR IN A 24' CC, STANDING UP IN 3-5' SEAS, DRINKING BEER. NO JACKETS ON AND YOUR LECTURING ME?!
LETS JUST SAY THE CONVERSATION WENT DOWN HILL FROM THERE
IM IN MY 22' VELOCITY AT THE DOCK IN CAPE CANAVERAL. A GUY AND 4 FRIENDS COME IN FROM ON THE OCEAN ,,NICE GUY -GIVES ME A HEADS UP THAT ITS PRETTY SLOPPY BEYOND THE JETTY- 3'-5''S
SO I SAY THANKS, I'LL GO UP THE RIVER AND ICW
FEW MINUTES LATER HE STARTS LECTURING ME ON NOT HAVING JACKETS ON - I ASSURE HIM WE HAVE THEM ON BOARD -YET HE CONTINUES-YA REALLY SHOULD HAVE THEM ON,BLAH,BLAH
FINALLY I LOOK TO HIS BOAT AND BUDDIES WITH BEERS IN HAND,UNLOADING MORE BEER THAN FISHING GEAR AND NO PFD'S AND ASK WHERE ARE YOURS -I NOTICED YOU DID'NT HAVE THEM ON WHEN YOU CAME IN? -
OH, THERE IN THE CABIN,WHY?
YOUR IN A 24' CC, STANDING UP IN 3-5' SEAS, DRINKING BEER. NO JACKETS ON AND YOUR LECTURING ME?!
LETS JUST SAY THE CONVERSATION WENT DOWN HILL FROM THERE
Come on old man, let me doc how i want. We had a few words, and i felt bad later for how harsh i had to be to get himt o leave us alone. hate yelliing at old people.
05-02-2013 | 02:55 PM
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From: Centennial, CO
You guys have covered just about everything but here goes my two to add
1. If you pull up next to me on the beach and my wife and her friends are in pasties sunbathing ,I do not care if you have kids on your boat you decided to park right next to me , no I will not ask them to put tops on.
1. If you pull up next to me on the beach and my wife and her friends are in pasties sunbathing ,I do not care if you have kids on your boat you decided to park right next to me , no I will not ask them to put tops on.
05-02-2013 | 03:10 PM
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From: MAINE
I do enjoy boating with my dog Lucy in her 22 Pachanga 
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SHE LOOKS LIKE MY OLD LAB
MISS THE OLE GUY)
LOVED RIDING IN THE BOAT - HATED SWIMMING -YES A LAB
, BUT HE MAY HAVE BEEN CONFUSED,HE
WAS FROM A SHELTER 10 MI. FROM MEXICO IN THE CALIFORNIA DESERT SO WHEN HE IGNORED ME -I TOLD PEOPLE HE ONLY SPOKE SPANISH
"PET" PEEVE:
BUDDY BROUGHT NEW CHICK FROM NIGHT BEFORE UN-ANNOUNCED-NOT COOL BUT NICE BOW-BIMBO UNTIL...I
GRABBED THE DOG AND HE BAILED ABOARD ALL 100LBS. AND STARTED THE BOAT-THEN FLAG ON THE PLAY..
GIRL:"I'M NOT GETTING IN WITH THAT DOG!"
ME: "ITS HIS BOAT, BUT I'LL ASK"
GIRL: "VERY FUNNY"
SO I WHISPER IN HIS EAR-LEAN BACK AND LOOK AT HIM ASK HIM ALOUD "YOUR SURE?"
I LOOKED AT HER AND SHRUGGED.
GIRL:"SO..WHAT DID "HE" SAY?"
ME-I MEAN TRANSLATING LAB-ONESE:
"HE SAID TO CAST OFF 'CAUSE IF HE CAN'T HAVE A "B***H" ON THE BOAT-NO ONE ELSE COULD""
AND BACK AWAY I DID
I COULD'NT DO JUSTICE TO THE RANT COMING OUT OF HER MOUTH AS SHE STAMPED HER FOOT A GAVE US THE INTERNATIONAL F.U. HAND SINGNAL -COULDN'T HEAR ALOT OVER THE LAUGHTER IN THE BOAT AND ON THE DOCK AT HER EXPENSE
MY BUDDY -SHRUGGED AND POINTED SEAWARD.
MY DOG-EARS UP NOSE IN THE WIND.
GIRL -WHO CARES
LESSON(S) RE-ENFORCED
BRO'S BEFORE 'HOS
DOGS RULE! FOR ALL US DOG LOVERS ANY WAY
[/QUOTE]SHE LOOKS LIKE MY OLD LAB
MISS THE OLE GUY)LOVED RIDING IN THE BOAT - HATED SWIMMING -YES A LAB
, BUT HE MAY HAVE BEEN CONFUSED,HE WAS FROM A SHELTER 10 MI. FROM MEXICO IN THE CALIFORNIA DESERT SO WHEN HE IGNORED ME -I TOLD PEOPLE HE ONLY SPOKE SPANISH
"PET" PEEVE:
BUDDY BROUGHT NEW CHICK FROM NIGHT BEFORE UN-ANNOUNCED-NOT COOL BUT NICE BOW-BIMBO UNTIL...I
GRABBED THE DOG AND HE BAILED ABOARD ALL 100LBS. AND STARTED THE BOAT-THEN FLAG ON THE PLAY..
GIRL:"I'M NOT GETTING IN WITH THAT DOG!"
ME: "ITS HIS BOAT, BUT I'LL ASK"
GIRL: "VERY FUNNY"
SO I WHISPER IN HIS EAR-LEAN BACK AND LOOK AT HIM ASK HIM ALOUD "YOUR SURE?"
I LOOKED AT HER AND SHRUGGED.
GIRL:"SO..WHAT DID "HE" SAY?"
ME-I MEAN TRANSLATING LAB-ONESE:
"HE SAID TO CAST OFF 'CAUSE IF HE CAN'T HAVE A "B***H" ON THE BOAT-NO ONE ELSE COULD""
AND BACK AWAY I DID
I COULD'NT DO JUSTICE TO THE RANT COMING OUT OF HER MOUTH AS SHE STAMPED HER FOOT A GAVE US THE INTERNATIONAL F.U. HAND SINGNAL -COULDN'T HEAR ALOT OVER THE LAUGHTER IN THE BOAT AND ON THE DOCK AT HER EXPENSE
MY BUDDY -SHRUGGED AND POINTED SEAWARD.
MY DOG-EARS UP NOSE IN THE WIND.
GIRL -WHO CARES
LESSON(S) RE-ENFORCED
BRO'S BEFORE 'HOS
DOGS RULE! FOR ALL US DOG LOVERS ANY WAY
05-02-2013 | 04:38 PM
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1) Being Late and Showing up with Extra People, is it ok? NO
2) Can't the 2 girls I just met at the bar pile in and sit on the floor? NO
3) Oh you're smoking can't I smoke? IM PROBABLY SMOKING BECAUSE YOU DID SOMETHING TO IRRITATE ME
4) Shut your girlfriend up, I don't give a **** what drama she brought to the table nor do I care about what ***** looked at her wrong while you're a GUEST with me.
5) People who get too drunk and think it's funny or acceptable to act like morons, while it negatively reflects ME who is the one bringing them out to whatever destination we end up at.
6) You have to be back at whatever time, tough ****...doesn't hurt to want...
7) You want to bring your girlfriends, that's nice, they better do something other than text in the back seat.
8) Can we come out for a blast, you know like around here me and my drunk girlfriends are fun, please please please...*ahem, *uck off*
9) Don't even try to help me dock, I can do it myself...DON'T RUSH ME, FEND THE BOAT OFF...DO SOMETHING USEFUL
10) LISTEN WHEN I TELL YOU SOMETHING...DONT PULL MY BOW IN OR TRY TO TELL ME HOW TO DOCK MY BOAT, I know how to do it just fine, and it's usually someone else who screws it up in a 15knot wind, I get it perfect then someone moron attempts to grow a brain.
11) You left your wallet? Good, I'll leave you...
12) DONT INVITE RANDOM PEOPLE OUT AT THE BAR BECAUSE THEY BOUGHT YOU A DRINK...
13) We're going to run hard in some big water, PUT ON A JACKET WHEN I TELL YOU TO. "Aww it'll mess up my bikini, or I don't need one.." "You will when you fly out of the damn boat and drown..."
14) I back down 400ft with less than 3ft on each side of me, and nudge up perfectly and the ******* in the sport fish has the nerve to go "don't scratch my paint". Really because I put a fender covered in felt over my side and made sure I came in at about 1mph, avoiding every obstacle just to listen to your arrogant attitude about your *ucking silverton...While 20 minutes after, "HEY CAN WE COME CHECK OUT YOUR BOAT"
...yea look over the side, there's a cockpit, that doesn't mean WALK ALL OVER IT...
This started off as funny, now I realized how many things actually do piss me off...haha
2) Can't the 2 girls I just met at the bar pile in and sit on the floor? NO
3) Oh you're smoking can't I smoke? IM PROBABLY SMOKING BECAUSE YOU DID SOMETHING TO IRRITATE ME
4) Shut your girlfriend up, I don't give a **** what drama she brought to the table nor do I care about what ***** looked at her wrong while you're a GUEST with me.
5) People who get too drunk and think it's funny or acceptable to act like morons, while it negatively reflects ME who is the one bringing them out to whatever destination we end up at.
6) You have to be back at whatever time, tough ****...doesn't hurt to want...
7) You want to bring your girlfriends, that's nice, they better do something other than text in the back seat.
8) Can we come out for a blast, you know like around here me and my drunk girlfriends are fun, please please please...*ahem, *uck off*
9) Don't even try to help me dock, I can do it myself...DON'T RUSH ME, FEND THE BOAT OFF...DO SOMETHING USEFUL
10) LISTEN WHEN I TELL YOU SOMETHING...DONT PULL MY BOW IN OR TRY TO TELL ME HOW TO DOCK MY BOAT, I know how to do it just fine, and it's usually someone else who screws it up in a 15knot wind, I get it perfect then someone moron attempts to grow a brain.
11) You left your wallet? Good, I'll leave you...
12) DONT INVITE RANDOM PEOPLE OUT AT THE BAR BECAUSE THEY BOUGHT YOU A DRINK...
13) We're going to run hard in some big water, PUT ON A JACKET WHEN I TELL YOU TO. "Aww it'll mess up my bikini, or I don't need one.." "You will when you fly out of the damn boat and drown..."
14) I back down 400ft with less than 3ft on each side of me, and nudge up perfectly and the ******* in the sport fish has the nerve to go "don't scratch my paint". Really because I put a fender covered in felt over my side and made sure I came in at about 1mph, avoiding every obstacle just to listen to your arrogant attitude about your *ucking silverton...While 20 minutes after, "HEY CAN WE COME CHECK OUT YOUR BOAT"
...yea look over the side, there's a cockpit, that doesn't mean WALK ALL OVER IT...
This started off as funny, now I realized how many things actually do piss me off...haha
