I blew my turkey sammich all over the monitor on that one. Clean up on aisle three...

You guys are a bunch of sick phucks!!!




















I dig it!

I'm not one to judge. I mean after all, there's only so many full throttle blasts those things can take.

Best thread ever! !!!!

lol. yes sir I wouldnt be complaining if the old lady had those. But multiple vidoes I saw shes got about a 4in vertical scar going to the nip that if it were me and I paid for em would probably want a little less scarring

I'd still try and wreck her.....

I would like to take her to dinner and get to know her.

So, what have we learned on this thread…
Boats are heavier that we think
Toyotas haul fat chicks better than other brands because they have good brakes
Canuck skanks are hot and friendly
“popcornfliesby” has 2 microwaves
“Mild Blunder” wants to lose his wife at the border
“Short bus” knows a porn star (lucky bastard)
Porn star seems nice but needs some polishing on her melons (we already have volunteers for that job)
"Prickdonzi" thinks he’s funny and with a name like "prickdonzi" should be in porn with said porn star
Ya just have ta love this thread!

I have following along with this one...and you are not kidding this one is a classic.......LOL

No dinners. Never spend money on hoes. Some lonely dip**** I worked with years ago pulled a hooker off craigslist. Paid her up front and took her to dinner. Never got past first base...

Craigslist add. Free
Hooker. $300
Dinner with drinks. $125
Getting laughed at and teased by everyone you know. PRICELESS!!!

True story...