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Husband...You make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.
Wife...Ahh that's so sweet! I love you too.
Husband...I was talking to my boat.

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“The problem with the designated captain program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong dock.”

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“Boat owners are as fascinated with boats as they were with breasts.”

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“A fuel pump is a fountain drink machine for boats".

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Who said girls do not like Peter's extension.

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Now do you believe in Evolution?

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"A bad day at boating is better than a good day at work"

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The day you buy a boat

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The day you pay it off

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Comanche3Six

My wife sez it's her or the boat! I am truly sad. She made wonderful flapjaks.

KRAUSMOTORSPORTS

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I'm surprised nobody had the ole "SIT DOWN , SHUT UP, AND HOLD ON"
Or "NUT UP OR SHUT UP!" And "WHEN IN DOUBT FLOOR IT".