Husband...You make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.
Wife...Ahh that's so sweet! I love you too.
Husband...I was talking to my boat.

“The problem with the designated captain program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong dock.”

“Boat owners are as fascinated with boats as they were with breasts.”

“A fuel pump is a fountain drink machine for boats".

Who said girls do not like Peter's extension.

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Now do you believe in Evolution?

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"A bad day at boating is better than a good day at work"

The day you buy a boat

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The day you pay it off

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My wife sez it's her or the boat! I am truly sad. She made wonderful flapjaks.

I'm surprised nobody had the ole "SIT DOWN , SHUT UP, AND HOLD ON"
Or "NUT UP OR SHUT UP!" And "WHEN IN DOUBT FLOOR IT".