My idea still makes the most sense !

My favorite of all the ideas so far. Got to love some crappie!!

You and him take a trip to New Orleans for Mardi grass This weekend! From Friday to Thuesday it's wide a$$ open down here! Good times food and drinks with lots of sights.

Not only the card, but through in a card board cut out of yourself looking like the most interesting man in the world, or a fat head of yourself. That way you can go anywhere with him!!

Jeez, I thought I had problems

Get him a hand held VHF... I forgot to put one in my boat

Sounds like you need to find something that he needs but has no Ida he needs it.

Have you thought of a 6 pack of hoodies with MTI embroidered in them... Colors and name of his new boat and other cool stuff on them. Then toss them in one of those space saver bags that you push the air out of to compact them. Then he can toss them tucked away in the new boat and when guest get chilly they can toss them on, and everyone will know what boat they came on.

I assume your talking about "Mr. R" hmmm... Good luck buddy! How old is he now, 35?

Tell him I said Hi. He took me for a ride in his 41 Willy's when he still had the sling on from the cig incident.

I ended up with the car 4 years later! Show him a pic, he will remember it.

How about a hooker that can't talk!!

An all expenses paid vacation......for his wife.