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Old 03-28-2014, 12:33 PM
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It's cheaper to keep her.

The juice aint' worth the sqeeze.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free ?
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Old 03-28-2014, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by joew.
studies have proven that 6 out of 7 people enjoy gang rape.
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Old 03-28-2014, 06:37 PM
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Everybody should believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink
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Old 03-28-2014, 08:31 PM
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How about some of that pu$$y, I know you brought it with you.
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Old 03-28-2014, 09:39 PM
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Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.
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Old 03-28-2014, 09:41 PM
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God, Guns and Guts Made America Free
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Old 03-28-2014, 10:28 PM
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Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
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Old 03-28-2014, 11:50 PM
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Buford t. Justice when finding out a fellow sheriff is black "You sounded a little bit.....taller....on radio".

Bufurd t. Justice on fellow police setting up a failed road block. "you scum bummers couldn't close an umbrella!"
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Old 03-29-2014, 02:13 AM
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You can't make this s**t up !!!!
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Old 03-29-2014, 04:21 AM
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It seemed like a good idea at the time
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