It's cheaper to keep her.

The juice aint' worth the sqeeze.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free ?

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Everybody should believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink

How about some of that pu$$y, I know you brought it with you.

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.

God, Guns and Guts Made America Free

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

Buford t. Justice when finding out a fellow sheriff is black "You sounded a little bit.....taller....on radio".

Bufurd t. Justice on fellow police setting up a failed road block. "you scum bummers couldn't close an umbrella!"

You can't make this s**t up !!!!

It seemed like a good idea at the time