Beer Me

Didn't have time to read them all but here are some of my favorites:

A dime holding up a dollar

You'd take an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes

And for some reason when Cole Trickle was talking to Roddy about getting to the the hospital Roddy says if it'd been anyone but a women doctor I'd be back on that race track by now, Cole answers "Is that right?" Every time someone feeds me a line a crap that's what I say back. Love that movie.

To the guy on the 883 Sportster: Nice bike.....My wife has one like it but it is the 1200 Custom....( Im not even married!)

My best line for a customer who is trying to use a part that requires work than it's worth;

"This makes as much sense as burning a dollar bill to heat up a 25 cent cup of coffee"

Thats uglier than 10 gallons of shet in a five gallon bucket.

To a good lookin' .. dumb blnd:..... "BlTCH. !!!.. you so dumb.. you just killed my erection."

Dryer then a popcorn fart.