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3pointstar 03-26-2014 05:31 PM

What is your best saying?
 
Ok folks SPRING IS ALMOST HERE - and the liquid stuff under the ice is just waiting to see our boats-- we all need to hang in there!

I have been long accused of using "Georgeism's. so I thought in the final (hopefully) days before we launch in 2014 it would help pass some time if everyone could list some of their favorite sayings.

Examples:

Let's not make this more Catholic than the Pope
It's obvious that this was rode hard and put away wet
one just recently posted was -- The major drawback I see is when installed they look gayer than 2 dudes kissing in the back seat of a Prius

Have Fun!!!


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Padraig 03-26-2014 05:36 PM

The lake is flatter then a book keepers ass.

Padraig

inlinepwr 03-26-2014 05:51 PM

Are you picking up what I'm putting down??

tomtbone1993 03-26-2014 05:55 PM

Don't give me the labor pains...just give me the baby.

3pointstar 03-26-2014 05:59 PM


Originally Posted by inlinepwr (Post 4096325)
Are you picking up what I'm putting down??

That's right up there with

He did what he do -- you know what I mean

LOL


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Sunny32SSR 03-26-2014 06:13 PM

Just beat it.

Keith Atlanta 03-26-2014 06:19 PM

I like to talk in circles to people who are generally in a bad mood. LOL To my wife if I dont pick up stuff or forget to change a diaper or feed the dogs or clean the litterbox....

This started 3 weeks ago when I was pizz drunk one night.
In my most smartazz voice I say: "Sorry, I dont hold myself accountable for myself"

Usually leaves them with the complete deer in headlights look.

nova26 03-26-2014 06:25 PM

A ready man is a man ready...

park35 03-26-2014 06:26 PM

Here for a good time ....not along time.....

offshore312 03-26-2014 06:30 PM

Grampaw always said:

1. "if yer gonna light a fire, ya gotta be smarter than wood"
2. Hold yer likker by both ears...
3. Get a lot while yer young


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