What is your best saying?
 

Ok folks SPRING IS ALMOST HERE - and the liquid stuff under the ice is just waiting to see our boats-- we all need to hang in there!

I have been long accused of using "Georgeism's. so I thought in the final (hopefully) days before we launch in 2014 it would help pass some time if everyone could list some of their favorite sayings.

Examples:

Let's not make this more Catholic than the Pope
It's obvious that this was rode hard and put away wet
one just recently posted was -- The major drawback I see is when installed they look gayer than 2 dudes kissing in the back seat of a Prius

Have Fun!!!


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The lake is flatter then a book keepers ass.

Padraig

Are you picking up what I'm putting down??

Don't give me the labor pains...just give me the baby.

That's right up there with

He did what he do -- you know what I mean

LOL


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Just beat it.

I like to talk in circles to people who are generally in a bad mood. LOL To my wife if I dont pick up stuff or forget to change a diaper or feed the dogs or clean the litterbox....

This started 3 weeks ago when I was pizz drunk one night.
In my most smartazz voice I say: "Sorry, I dont hold myself accountable for myself"

Usually leaves them with the complete deer in headlights look.

A ready man is a man ready...

Here for a good time ....not along time.....

Grampaw always said:

1. "if yer gonna light a fire, ya gotta be smarter than wood"
2. Hold yer likker by both ears...
3. Get a lot while yer young

My bud told me the other day " My wife told me I can't spend any more money on the boat unless I go down to the RR crossroads and jackofff hobo's for money. " :lolhit:

When someone is talking too much I say (All I hear is blah blah blah your a dirty tramp.)

When I see someone broke down on the water I say (Better him than me)

And when someone says how is your day I say (4th best day of my life)

Edited.

Where not best sayings...just most used.

My best saying is: Am I related to you ?

did she tell you what that pays? lol

If you find you're digging yourself into a hole, stop digging.

"I don't do cocaine........I just like the way it smells"

My usual response when in a hyper mood.

stolen from another board member Pokher Ace
"A Power Boater is someone who spends money he doesn't have ,on things he doesn't need, to impress people he doesn't know."

so true!

Words I live by:: "Life is what happens.. when you plan something else." Ergo.. "PARADOX".
But my fav, saying and it is soooo true... LMAO.. It's not the face you Fl_lCK.. IT'S THE Fl_lCK YOU FACE.

You can wish in one hand and $h!t in the other and see which fills up first.

If? If my grandma had balls she would be my grandpa, but that is a BIG if!

"I'm not racist, I hate everybody!"

"You can stick your head up a butchers a** but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?" Or is it the Bull's? "Tommy Boy"

"Don't work too much. Do you want your tombstone to read, "I wish I would've worked more"?"

"Spend it now, you can't take it with you"

"I didn't do it, nobody saw anything, you can't prove it in a court of law" B Simpson

"Doaaah!" H Simpson

My buddy always used to say his girlfriend was dumber than a bucket of hair... Kinda stuck with me for some reason.

It'll be alright in the morning.....

was that Bart or OJ Simpson? mine is "why be good when you can be lucky?"

Treat unto others.......
It is what it is.

i like...after all is said and done,more is said then is done!!!!

I'm sweating like a priest at a little league game
If I sneeze in public I have a bad habit of saying "damn I gotta do less coke"

Karma is a biotch.......as I look at the damage to my wife's CTS caused by vandals kicking and punching it at the local mall . :angry-smiley-038:

"That $hit will buff out"

What do you think your playing with kids?

You get what you put in and people get what they deserve-Kid Rock

Show me the hottest woman on earth and I'll show you a guy that's tired of putting up with her chit.

My expectation is greater than my skill set.

Car Wreck................... Guy ran out of talent
Exotic Car Wreck.........More money than talent
Old guy/Young Girl......."Is is father's day?"
Getting more azz than a toilet seat!
Last time he got a piece of azz his finger ripped through the toilet paper!

Boaters proverb; If you can't make it fit... put some fur around it... :)

Words to live by for me..."If it ain't broke don't fix it" but I usually don't listen to my own words... Then it always turns into this "BOAT" brake out another thousand, or in my case ten thousand...

treat everything in life like a dog would If you can't eat it or fl_lck it piss on it and walk away

Stupid, should hurt

Goes with........If you feel yourself doing something stupid....STOP!

I just got off. What are you complaining about.

If stupidity would be painful... you die in agony. (not "U" Gonzo,,, lol just in general,, but sure know a bunch I already told that)