https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tCsX8i5jWg

If I stand on the bow of my boat wide open with a really long tether while narrowly avoiding parked cars and low flying UFOs, and my friends post the video on YouTube with $hitty closed captioning based off the dreamometer, will you guys nominate me for Idiot Captain?
It's been a while since I've received any accolades....

This just in...Silly surfer hippie beats Sunsation owner hands down for Darwin Award.

Wow! That takes some SERIOUS intestinal fortitude. Your right hands down winner right there.

Could you imagine if he would have fallen off? GoPro filiming the boat riding off into the sunset. Hits the bank (hopefully), boat turns into a little fireball (probably extreme) but look on the bright side, he at least had one bud light to savor the moment.

FWIW, there was someone hidden in the boat. You can see some movement at a couple spots in the video.

Basket ball jerseys belong on the court not in a boat....could have done without the subtitles as well...carry on with the captain bashing.

I think this was discussed on another site extensively and the consensus was that someone else was on the boat or the film was pieced together. Never shows under the passanger dash and where did the Budlight come from when he was out there, then go once he was back on the boat. Could have been in his suit, but it's just to quick for him to pull it out, open it, then be drinking it.

I regularly drive my boat ala Tommy Lee sitting on the sunpad!

still safer than this crew lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPTjTChQRfc

That flare gun video is awsome.