We will know when they get there by the marked and sudden shortage of hip waders.....

He's rebuilding cardshark one bottle of super glue at a time

Hip waders, cardshark, and super glue. I wasn't expecting this.

I was interested in whether anyone thinks he'd have the balls to show up at a boating event or which, if any, country, he could flee too. Which country would he have the most contacts in?

You have no idea.....

He is part owner of Trick Marine.....November is Super Sale month! 125% off your wallet!!!! JohnnyBoatman is the head of sales. Bill Hionas is in charge of finance. Sunkin is out right now in 8' seas doing a remake of this commercial. Only Sunkin is using two 47 Apache Powerboats! The Dream Team!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

Troutly hired for protection for the kids while the shoot is going on...

Long Duck dong is heading up public relations..

Big Scotty is offering up his Superbowl Ring to the salesman who rips off the most cash.

Fundy is standing on a soap box at radio station WSOSFIZZLE blathering for hours about all the new sales schemes. Er.....I mean sales plans.