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Old 09-02-2014 | 07:41 AM
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Like none of you have ever used your girl for ballast before!
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Old 09-02-2014 | 09:38 AM
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I cannot believe what I just watched!

That's 6 minutes and 20 seconds of my life that I'll never beck!!
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Old 09-02-2014 | 10:26 AM
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Hey, I’ve got a great idea for all of the other Poker Run organizers out there. Why not designate somebody with a big cruiser to run slowly (preferably near shore) whilst dragging a big wake? Then we could have several people onboard with video equipment to capture shots of irresponsible high performance boaters jumping the wake while not wearing PFD’s. And we could further liven things up by offering incentives for “additional stupid human tricks” like hanging a fat chick off the bow, trying to crash while jumping the wake, drinking alcoholic beverages etc. And then we could post the videos up online so people who hate high performance boaters due to all of the negative stereotypes could have something to talk about with their friends.

Oh wait, never mind …
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Old 09-02-2014 | 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by onesickpantera
Like none of you have ever used your girl for ballast before!
And she still isn't big enough! LOL
What a dumb azz
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Old 09-02-2014 | 06:18 PM
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52 seconds in the back ground looks like a trawler cutting across opposite of all the boats.IDIOT
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Old 09-02-2014 | 06:20 PM
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I'm pissed too - no hot chicks !
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Old 09-02-2014 | 06:20 PM
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Alcohol and boats......

Phucked up situation.

Oh....and I drink my ass off.....on land.

Stupid can't be fixed....but dumb can be helped.....and re-learndeded......wonder what the stuuuupid vs dumb ratio in that video is?

My guess......they are all screwed.....
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Old 09-03-2014 | 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by on time
some of the footage was pretty cool. But the girl in the front of the small cruiser was stupid. Or was it her dude.
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Old 09-03-2014 | 07:32 AM
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I expected the dude's boat with the chick on the front to stuff it LOL!!
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Old 09-03-2014 | 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by onesickpantera
Like none of you have ever used your girl for ballast before!
Is that his generator on the bow too? Now THAT's reckless.
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