Baldie, your inbox is full....

I smoke more butts than Mr Nobama hits golf balls.

Hey that really happened, I read it on the Internet.

Closing in on two years for me, was a smoker for over 40 years, my last one was walking my dumb azz into the ER while having a mild Stroke. Sounds real out there but true. That was my last one.

Not saying it is/was easy, but I do believe that if YOU decide YOU want to quit YOU can get thru it. We are all different, I never would have thought I could quit.

Good luck! All the BS aside, best thing one can do for one's self.

A long proven remedy for stress..quit smoking Joke's

Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane:

"I think everyone's asleep, let's go"

"This one's empty ... no-one's looking... you go in first"

"It's a bit cramped - let me sit down"

"Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on"

Sniff sniff

"Ah perfume - you think of everything"

"This is great....." (long sigh)

Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.

"This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations... Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!" ...

Then again maybe not....

+1 on the E-Cigs. The nicotine is the least of your concern when quitting smoking. It's the habit of it.

I've been on them for 6 years. Love it. It becomes a hobby in itself. New gear, new flavors, etc. (great for our addictive personalities). Haven't thought about an analog since the day I dropped them. I smoked 1.5 packs a day for 20 years.

I just inhaled 2 20 piece nuggets and a large fry....hmmmm whats for dessert???????

Nicotine-free papaya mango e-Liquid from the Revolver store on Sylvania-Holland?

papaya-mango?? holy phuck,just because I quite smoking doesnt mean Im turning in my man card!!! Now maybe if they had double bacon cheeseburger flavored or race gas scented.....

Not exactly your request, but VERY close-
http://www.ecblendflavors.com/bacon-eliquid-flavor/

Also, the buccal swab only checks for nicotine, not papaya/mango residue. Your secret will be safe with us...