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Smarty 02-20-2015 01:08 AM


Originally Posted by phragle (Post 4267649)
FYI...strippers are strictly catch and release also.......

You are right, but I have zero self control when I am at a strip club, if I have $5.00 in my wallet, the girls will get it from me, if I have $5,000.00 in my wallet the girls will get it from me, I am like the character "Monty Capuletti" played by Rodney Dangerfield in the movie "Easy Money" I may not look like Rodnet Dangerfield, but I just can't say "no."

Easy Money (1983)
Monty: [about his Mother-In-Law] She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. I mean she's right, but what can I do? I got no... what's the word...
Nicky: Class.

Self Control !!!!

tommymonza 02-20-2015 01:08 AM

Cuba baby

Smarty 02-20-2015 01:16 AM


Originally Posted by tommymonza (Post 4267651)
Cuba baby

So I go to Cuba, the talent (girls) is worth the trip ? I have a good feeling wherever I go it is all the same, too many pretty faces, not enough money, too little time....But I am willing to learn, so Cuba it is...

glassdave 02-20-2015 07:14 AM

somebody say strip club? (see avitar) :D

buck35 02-20-2015 09:09 AM

Stop by and pick me up, I can be your designated drinker.:eureka:

Smarty 02-20-2015 09:17 AM

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buck35 02-20-2015 10:55 AM

Long ago I dated a gal that told me when I'm good I'm good, but when I'm bad I'm better.
Mostly true.:daz:

onesickpantera 02-20-2015 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by phragle (Post 4267021)
The thing about 22y/o gf's when your in your 40's they should be strictly catch and release, otherwise you have to talk to them.Trying to carry on an intelligent with a typical 22 y/o chick will cause a guy to drink heavily leading to various ancillary problems.

Age is somewhat irreverent as talking to them leads to drinking no matter the age, just maybe a little less when they're older. It's like comparing getting an ice pick shoved in your ear or a steak knife. The steak knife will hurt more, but they will both be very painful.

dreamer 02-20-2015 01:07 PM


Originally Posted by phragle (Post 4265703)
In Ohio, you get "party plates" after a couple dui's.... they are yellow with redletters/numbers.. different from normal ohio plates. And they mean a cop can pull you over when ever for whatever without rhyme or reason.

imagine the look on an ohio drivers face when they first land get their rental and start driving in arizona!

Bullhead 02-20-2015 01:13 PM

I apologize for sidetracking the dating thread:drink:....but is there not a technique to beating a breathalyzer?....lets say you get caught at a traffic stop and it is one those situations where you had just had a couple of beers so you know it may be a slight chance of just being over the limit...is there a way to take a breathalyzer that could make the results more in your favor....I have never had one so I really don't know what the process is


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