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Old 02-20-2015 | 01:22 PM
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Damn, this thread went from discussing DUI defense to throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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Old 02-20-2015 | 01:48 PM
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Stop by and pick me up, I can be your designated drinker.
Damn it, you beat me too it....

I guess he can drive us both around Smarty!
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Old 02-20-2015 | 01:55 PM
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You are right, but I have zero self control when I am at a strip club, if I have $5.00 in my wallet, the girls will get it from me, if I have $5,000.00 in my wallet the girls will get it from me, I am like the character "Monty Capuletti" played by Rodney Dangerfield in the movie "Easy Money" I may not look like Rodnet Dangerfield, but I just can't say "no."

Easy Money (1983)
Monty: [about his Mother-In-Law] She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. I mean she's right, but what can I do? I got no... what's the word...
Nicky: Class.

Self Control !!!!
Print up a whole bunch of fake fives. Those girls are hustlers and turnabout is fair play.
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Old 02-20-2015 | 04:19 PM
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Print up a whole bunch of fake fives. Those girls are hustlers and turnabout is fair play.
The tits are fake so why can't you give them fake fives.
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Old 02-20-2015 | 06:06 PM
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She said she was stripping to feed her kids...why did she get mad when I tipped her a can of beans??
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Old 02-20-2015 | 06:35 PM
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Can't pay for a tenner of "nose formula."
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Old 02-20-2015 | 07:18 PM
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Print up a whole bunch of fake fives. Those girls are hustlers and turnabout is fair play.
Isn't half of the fun the attempted hustle?
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Old 02-20-2015 | 07:50 PM
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I am a flawed man. I have not read the whole thread but I will. I have been accused of dui. My advice is , keep your mouth shut. Do not get out of the car . If they ask you to get out , ask , Am I under arrest? That's it! the more you talk and move the more evidence they have. Don't drink and drive its bad, but if you do don't screw yourself!
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Old 02-20-2015 | 08:09 PM
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The simple fact is that in this day and age there is a lot of money to be made, or spent. Madd has done an excellent job of promoting their agenda, and it just happens to be politically correct. Impaired or not you are hosed.
Bad thing is the people on legal meds that are toast seem immune.
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Old 02-21-2015 | 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Bullhead
I apologize for sidetracking the dating thread....but is there not a technique to beating a breathalyzer?....lets say you get caught at a traffic stop and it is one those situations where you had just had a couple of beers so you know it may be a slight chance of just being over the limit...is there a way to take a breathalyzer that could make the results more in your favor....I have never had one so I really don't know what the process is
I cannot speak for the Breathalyzer, but as far as the Alocotest, if you have a metal plate/dentures, pierced tongue, gum in your mouth, a mint, that can be grounds in New Jersey for the breath test not to be admitted as evidence. If the officer who has to watch the accused for 20 consecutive minutes prior to administering the test, does not catch those items I just mentioned, I will get the breath test thrown out.... I am giving away too many legal secrets, this is how I make a living... I need to keep quiet.....

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