Like Tree0Likes

OT: Colege Futball humer !!

Reply
Old 09-05-2002, 11:48 AM
  #1
Registered
Thread Starter
 
Risk Taker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: New Hampshuu !!
Posts: 2,808
Talking OT: Colege Futball humer !!

(1) What does the average Texas A&M player get on
his SATs?
..........Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put 8 Arkansas
cheerleaders in one room?
..........A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
..........Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a Colorado graduate off your
porch?
..........Pay him for the pizza.

(5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
..........To keep the tobacco juice off their
uniforms.

(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
..........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of an Oklahoma
football player's life?
.........His freshman year.

(8) How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to
change a light bulb?
........None....That's a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O.J.headed in the white Bronco?
..........Lexington, Kentucky. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
..........You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

Risk Taker is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 09-05-2002, 12:05 PM
  #2
The Senior Charter Member #1070
Charter Member
 
Tbonepmp's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: STL / LOTO
Posts: 2,083
Talking Not bad...

__________________
(What you see, is what you get!)
"Live every day to it's fullest for you give a day of your life to it."
Tbonepmp is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 09-05-2002, 12:21 PM
  #3
TulsaLarry
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Hey, just a minute now, I married a Texas Tech Red Raider. She still wears the bib. Have you ever French Kissed a girl with a wad of BeechNut in her mouth? Remember when you were a teenager and did it with chewing gum?
 
Reply With Quote
Old 09-05-2002, 01:10 PM
  #4
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
 
Quiet Storm's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 1,683
Default

Quiet Storm is offline  
Reply With Quote
Reply

Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
ragtop409
General Boating Discussion
3
10-02-2002 09:12 AM
ragtop409
General Boating Discussion
0
10-01-2002 11:43 PM



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:51 PM.


Copyright 2011 OffShoreOnly. All rights reserved.