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Old 10-02-2002, 12:01 AM
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ONE WOMAN'S SEARCH FOR TRUE LOVE

When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a
boyfriend...

When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no
passion.
So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest
for life.

In college, I dated a passionate guy, but he was too

emotional. Everything was an emergency, he cried
all the
time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a
guy
with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he was
boring.
He was totally predictable and never got excited
about
anything. Life became so dull that I decided I
needed a guy
with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting guy, but I
couldn't keep
up with him. He always got mad, he did impetuous
things
and flirted with everyone he met. He made me
miserable as
often as happy. He was very energetic, but
directionless. So
I decided to find a guy with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious guy
with his
feet planted firmly on the ground and married him.
He was so
ambitious that he divorced me, took everything I
owned, and
ran off with my best friend.

I am now 40, and I'm looking for a guy with a big
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Old 10-02-2002, 08:54 AM
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[B]ONE MAN'S SEARCH FOR TRUE LOVE

When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a
Girlfriend...

When I was 18, I got a Girlfriend, but there was no
passion.
So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest
for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too

emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried
all the
time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a
girl
with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was
boring.
SHe was totally predictable and never got excited
about
anything. Life became so dull that I decided I
needed a girl
with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I
couldn't keep
up with her. SHe always got mad, She did impetuous
things
and flirted with everyone She met. SHe made me
miserable as
often as happy. SHe was very energetic, but
directionless. So
I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl
with her
feet planted firmly on the ground and married her.
SHe was so
ambitious that She divorced me, took everything I
owned, and
ran off with my best friend.

I am now 40, and I'm just looking for a girl with a big TITS !!!
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