Couginitnordic

I just say sorry I don't make the rules I just enforce them. That way I can't be blamed.😀

glboatdriver

Single? Hell, I'd be dead!

CrownHawg

ALL my friends are "boaters", so they get it! I would NEVER demand, ask or imply that guests need to pay for ANYTHING! They are GUESTS! I'm already going out, the gas will get burned with or without them. I ask friends to come along because they are my FRIENDS.... It's a boat, things get dirty, learn how to clean.... My 18 month old granddaughter stands in the middle of the boat, GM takes off swimmer diaper, she pees right in the middle of the boat. I LAUGHED! Things get dirty, learn to clean.... Rant over.....


Oh, and as for the wife (don't have one, have a GF), but the boat is half hers! She can make her own rules....

Speedracer29

There is no statute of limitations for the repercussions of the "sit your ass on the dock" comment.... They're coming, 3 years is a drop in the bucket in a vengeful woman's mind. Ye been warned.

cabin fever

I had a friends old lady on a the boat about 8 years ago. were running about 50 mph, when I look over, and this skank is light up a cig in the passenger seat. I about had a stroke.

the worst part was she had no clue what the fuss was about. I gave her the option of putting the cig out immediately or getting thrown overboard. My buddy tried to defuse the situation, which only pissed me off more. funny part was neither of them smoke in there own vehicles.

Her and my buddy got off the boat asap. I don't talk to either of them to this day. They can both kiss my azz.

hogie roll

I find myself boating alone frequently. No need for this big ass boat. May be time for something smaller and faster.

mysweetone

not divorced yet but who knows what the future holds. Married 13 years now.

Tractionless

Wow even as a newbie that is a very basic list. Too bad society has come to the point where common sense now needs to be taught!

h20funk

Tryng to fix that problem by upgrading to a 140 mph Skater. Limited seats and crazy ass speed weed out a lot of people!!!