OT-- Blonde joke
09-25-2002, 08:21 PM
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OT-- Blonde joke
A blonde girl comes home from school and runs to her Mum saying
"Mummy, today at school we learned how to count and all the other girls
could only count to 5, but listen to me 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 - that's
good isn't it ?"
''Yes darling, very good"
"Is that because I'm blonde?
"Yes Darling, it' because you're blonde"
Next day the little girl comes back from school - "Mummy, today at school we
learned the alphabet and all the other girls only went as far as D, but
listen to me A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H - that's good isn't It?"
"Yes Darling, very good"
"Is that because I'm blonde ?"
"Yes Darling, it's because you're blonde".
Next day she returns from school - "Mummy, today we went swimming. All the
other girls had no breasts but look at me " She proceeds to flash her
impressive 38Ds at her Mummy. "Is that because I'm blonde Mummy ?".
"No Darling, it's because you're 23".
"Mummy, today at school we learned how to count and all the other girls
could only count to 5, but listen to me 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 - that's
good isn't it ?"
''Yes darling, very good"
"Is that because I'm blonde?
"Yes Darling, it' because you're blonde"
Next day the little girl comes back from school - "Mummy, today at school we
learned the alphabet and all the other girls only went as far as D, but
listen to me A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H - that's good isn't It?"
"Yes Darling, very good"
"Is that because I'm blonde ?"
"Yes Darling, it's because you're blonde".
Next day she returns from school - "Mummy, today we went swimming. All the
other girls had no breasts but look at me " She proceeds to flash her
impressive 38Ds at her Mummy. "Is that because I'm blonde Mummy ?".
"No Darling, it's because you're 23".
09-25-2002, 11:24 PM
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Originally posted by apache77
Dammit, I did not learn my abc's till I was 24. I did not think my hair was that blonde.
Dammit, I did not learn my abc's till I was 24. I did not think my hair was that blonde.
(Sorry -- Could't resist.)
