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Old 04-30-2003, 12:11 PM
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A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first x-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment though, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.

"I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static."

"Sorry about, that," replied the store clerk. "We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"

Replies the blonde, "It's called, 'Head Cleaner'."
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Old 04-30-2003, 12:21 PM
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Blonde goes into beauty parlor to get hair done
when she sits down to get her hair washed the stylest tells her she has to take the headphones that she is wearing of so they don't get wet. The blonde tell her that her doctor told her never to take them off, but the hair dresser insists so she takes them off. After washing the blondes hair the stylest finds the blond has died so she picks up the headphones and hears "Breath in breath out, breath in breath out "
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