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Old age and treachery

Old 10-01-2002, 09:34 PM
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A retired airline captain bought a small farm on which to spend his
golden years. The farm had a large pond on the back forty that was perfect
swimming. One evening the old captain decided to hike down to the pond,
as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the
pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he
saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As the women
became aware of his presence they swam to the deep end of the pond. One of
women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old
captain replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make
get out of my pond, I only came to feed my alligators."

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Old 10-01-2002, 11:21 PM
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Must have retired to Floriduh. He should build a golf course around that pond.....every golf course pond I've ever seen in Floriduh has aligators in it. I figure that's how they decide on where to put the next course....pond with golf course. Funny how plastic surgeons offices seem to be just around the corner from MANY courses in Floriduh.

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