Ok. So if it breaks.....it breaks (in dragos voice) we will have to sample the popcorn entries first. Then a panel of judges will decide which popcorn to use for the challenge. Also temperature of beer in the fridge will have to be verified.

race course is backwards, everyone knows its always a nice cruise over to put in bay.
it's only after a weekend of playing drink puke repeat and taking bay baths that the lake kicks up for the ride home

The loser should be forced to ask the victor if he has any Grey Poupon

Everyone must wear wife beaters and hankies on their heads.

Sorry, I don't subscribe to the BLM fantasy... I like being a white working class male


(I know you're just teasing though)

Well I found my matching racing gear, already feeling like a winner....on to the bath robes

Phil, you need to get these for the boat since passengers are 90% dudes, and by 90% I mean they`re all millennial males so a little light on testosterone.

Don`t worry, I didn`t forget you Tim.






All it`s missing is a Cigarette patch

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I'll pony up 200 bones to each of you guys if you sport that gear for the day and make yourselves available for any and all photo ops!

You should also throw a prayer or two or three in there for the engine gods.. as it seams u have a ****ty builder.. just saying..