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endeavor1 12-28-2016 01:39 PM


Originally Posted by Full Force (Post 4513511)
Let's see if he shows up... I will be around waiting...

No sh!t... You live there:rolleyes::gfight:


Sign me up for the Korn Kob Kid... 850s, ASDs, stepped hull and dads $$$ FTW :lolhit::riding::wizard:

Crude Intentions 12-28-2016 01:39 PM


Originally Posted by Full Force (Post 4513514)
You guys sound like lots of Hillary supporters... bashing trump.... till he won...

Says the Hillary supporter who has a ****load of people blocked on fakebook

SB 12-28-2016 01:39 PM


Originally Posted by Gimme Fuel (Post 4513506)
I feel like we need a nameless/faceless Stig type driver to show up and beat both of them......

AJ Fisher proved his Great Lake big water prowess this year :) at the Boyne run.

Gimme Fuel 12-28-2016 01:40 PM

I think the bet should STAND even if someone BREAKS! That's part of bar stool racing and putting money where your mouth is. You make it there first, you get the money. You break and don't make it, you pony up the bet and the coin for the Sea Tow bill, the broken TRS, and the new camshafts that are now too powerful.

Oops I may have just gave away who I think will win.

Wise man once told me: "Don't let your alligator mouth outrun your polywog azz"

gunny 12-28-2016 01:41 PM

You can guarantee mechanical failure, that's the one constant...

Crude Intentions 12-28-2016 01:42 PM

When I raced there was one rule. If your break tire its a race. You call the race off up until it was officially started by both vehicles. Once that happened it was a race and the loser(Timmay) in this care pays up.

Eliminated572 12-28-2016 01:44 PM

I'm with Gimme Fuel... a break is not an out. If we line up, you break on the light and I make a pass on a 500.00 run, your own damn fault for not prepping. Pay up sucka.

gunny 12-28-2016 01:44 PM

All winnings turned over prior to start of race to be held by third unbiased party...

ben 12-28-2016 01:46 PM

Why not have the race at a neutral location like LOTO, we all know LOTO is way rougher than the great lakes anyways!:ernaehrung004:

Eliminated572 12-28-2016 01:49 PM


Originally Posted by ben (Post 4513538)
Why not have the race at a neutral location like LOTO, we all know LOTO is way rougher than the great lakes anyways!:ernaehrung004:

Tim calls that flat water racing and admits Phil would be faster. Having said that, I invite them to LOTO on a busy weekend, much less holiday or shootout weekend, it is anything but flat lol

vintage chromoly 12-28-2016 01:49 PM


Originally Posted by gunny (Post 4513537)
All winnings turned over prior to start of race to be held by third unbiased party...

I'll hold the dough. The winner gets whatever is left after I'm done boozing while I wait for the lead boat.

Interceptor 12-28-2016 01:51 PM

Talk is cheap and anyone with half a brain knows a Lyman skiff would beat both of these boats. I'm betting it will never happen. This is Full Force attention grabbing another ninety some page thread after wearing out the camshaft, lifter and remote oil valve threads in the tech section. Meanwhile the kid is trapped in his fiberglass shop repairing boats he should never have bought and pulls the Hustler engines to put in ICDPPLS engineless flatdeck.

Meanwhile the Lake Michigan Vee vs. CAT shootout discussion heats up but again never happens again.

endeavor1 12-28-2016 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by Eliminated572 (Post 4513540)
Tim calls that flat water racing and admits Phil would be faster. Having said that, I invite them to LOTO on a busy weekend, much less holiday or shootout weekend, it is anything but flat lol

If they come to loto, there may be a few other ASD 388s that are out playing. . .:whistle::whistle: I've seen them in action on plenty of big weekends. No worries :evilb:

Eliminated572 12-28-2016 01:57 PM

The bickering between them has been going on awhile... Now that a call out was made I bet Phil will make it happen just to shut Tim up. The question is - will Tim have an excuse not to run when the time comes? Still waiting on someone to call out my bet?

Knot 4 Me 12-28-2016 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by endeavor1 (Post 4513543)
If they come to loto, there may be a few other ASD 388s that are out playing. . .:whistle::whistle: I've seen them in action on plenty of big weekends. No worries :evilb:

OK I'll say it. White Lightning! :lolhit: Yes, not a 388/ASD boat but damn it has been too long since that boat has been mentioned.

Eliminated572 12-28-2016 01:59 PM

I know of 2 out there? 2005 for sale with 1000hp/ASD and another one just restored grey one I wish was for sale lol

Crude Intentions 12-28-2016 02:00 PM

I mean seriously this is the dumbest race idea ever. A 72 mph boat against a 108 mph boat. Both 30+. Somebody get icdedpenis in here we can add the 38ec he's buying. Hell with some nitrous on the 496s he will outrun full fester while his kids play PlayStation in the cabin.

Full Force 12-28-2016 02:01 PM


Originally Posted by I.C.U.Lookin (Post 4513527)
Even if it did happen full fairytale left hisself an out. When the concert block destroyer outruns him he will just shut it down and claim mechanical failure. Of course he is a mustang guy so we know he's not used to winning many races

Lol here we go with the mustangs... hahaha

Eliminated572 12-28-2016 02:02 PM


Originally Posted by I.C.U.Lookin (Post 4513547)
I mean seriously this is the dumbest race idea ever. A 72 mph boat against a 108 mph boat. Both 30+. Somebody get icdedpenis in here we can add the 38ec he's buying. Hell with some nitrous on the 496s he will outrun full fester while his kids play PlayStation in the cabin.

62mph boat beak boy

Dean Ferry 12-28-2016 02:05 PM

Looks like Cabin Fever is in full bloom up north! :) Meanwhile our power boat club is boating down to the TIKI bar in Vero beach this Sunday... We'll take some pics....
Happy New Year!

Crude Intentions 12-28-2016 02:06 PM


Originally Posted by Eliminated572 (Post 4513549)
62mph boat beak boy

I said with nitrous delaminated hull searcher

Full Force 12-28-2016 02:06 PM


Originally Posted by Eliminated572 (Post 4513540)
Tim calls that flat water racing and admits Phil would be faster. Having said that, I invite them to LOTO on a busy weekend, much less holiday or shootout weekend, it is anything but flat lol

Yes we all know LOTO is way worse then any Great Lake at all times .

Eliminated572 12-28-2016 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by Full Force (Post 4513553)
Yes we all know LOTO is way worse then any Great Lake at all times .

Never said the words... Just the facts, its not flat, at all. You have a chance :coolcowboy:

Full Force 12-28-2016 02:10 PM

At least I got the balls to try it and see what happens, more then any of you guys... who cares if he wins or I do? He won't snow up, and if he does it will be flat most likely but I would certainty run just for the fun of it as I did every weekend...

Eliminated572 12-28-2016 02:13 PM


Originally Posted by I.C.U.Lookin (Post 4513552)
I said with nitrous delaminated hull searcher

Phil, ICUpoopin said your hull is going to delam... Better not race in this ruff stuff?

SB 12-28-2016 02:14 PM

Has anyone seen The Corn Cob Kid back down from anything ?

Full Force 12-28-2016 02:15 PM

Have I? Nope...

Crude Intentions 12-28-2016 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by SB (Post 4513559)
Has anyone seen The Corn Cob Kid back down from anything ?

Nope. He even took on a concrete block in Lanier.

Eliminated572 12-28-2016 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by SB (Post 4513559)
Has anyone seen The Corn Cob Kid back down from anything ?

A concrete block couldn't stop that guy... Tim on the other hand we shall see....

Crude Intentions 12-28-2016 02:20 PM


Originally Posted by Eliminated572 (Post 4513562)
A concrete block couldn't stop that guy... Tim on the other hand we shall see....

I bet a McDonald's will stop timmay

gunny 12-28-2016 02:20 PM

Exspect mechanical failures his builder sucks

Nate5.0 12-28-2016 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by Knot 4 Me (Post 4513545)
OK I'll say it. White Lightning! :lolhit: Yes, not a 388/ASD boat but damn it has been too long since that boat has been mentioned.

Badest boat built!!! LOVE THAT BOAT!

endeavor1 12-28-2016 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by I.C.U.Lookin (Post 4513547)
I mean seriously this is the dumbest race idea ever. A 72 mph boat against a 108 mph boat. Both 30+. Somebody get icdedpenis in here we can add the 38ec he's buying. Hell with some nitrous on the 496s he will outrun full fester while his kids play PlayStation in the cabin.

If Dan buys that EC, we should have a rough water shootout on whose kids do better at PlayStation while running down the main channel on a holiday weekend at loto... BT vs 38EC. . . while popcorn is cooking in microwave and the wife has to be making a drink in the blender for the captain. :lolhit:

Nate5.0 12-28-2016 02:31 PM


Originally Posted by Full Force (Post 4513556)
At least I got the balls to try it and see what happens, more then any of you guys... who cares if he wins or I do? He won't snow up, and if he does it will be flat most likely but I would certainty run just for the fun of it as I did every weekend...

Why wouldn't he show up?

He pulled his boat to Tick Faw and to Lanier last year? Where did you pull yours to?

He at least travels with it.

Crude Intentions 12-28-2016 02:33 PM


Originally Posted by endeavor1 (Post 4513568)
If Dan buys that EC, we should have a rough water shootout on whose kids do better at PlayStation while running down the main channel on a holiday weekend at loto... BT vs 38EC. . . while popcorn is cooking in microwave and the wife has to be making a drink in the blender for the captain. :lolhit:

Both will likely be ahead of full farce

Eliminated572 12-28-2016 02:34 PM


Originally Posted by Nate5.0 (Post 4513570)
Why wouldn't he show up?

He pulled his boat to Tick Faw and to Lanier last year? Where did you pull yours to?

He at least travels with it.

And LOTO... I busted a drive trying to help his ass....

Nate5.0 12-28-2016 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by Eliminated572 (Post 4513572)
And LOTO... I busted a drive trying to help his ass....

That's right, I saw it at Shady Gators, forgot about that.

donzi matt 12-28-2016 02:36 PM

Does anybody seriously think an 85 Cigarette Mistress with 650 horsepower and TRS drives is going to be faster than a 388 Hustler with 850 horsepower and Arnesons in any water? That's just full retard. You should never go full retard.

MILD THUNDER 12-28-2016 02:37 PM

I think this is great.

I could be the independent third party who holds the money. Maybe ill even setup a go pro on my transom and record the whole thing

I will say this, ive seen a few guys with fast boats come up to lake michigan for their first time, and go out in legit 3-5s, and they had no idea how to run thier boat in that. 3-5s on lake michigan, 47 apaches are getting their props out of the water and taking some good hits.

Eliminated572 12-28-2016 02:39 PM

I already messaged Phil to come a few days early for practice. Bring spare parts. And his own beer.


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