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Eliminated572 12-28-2016 11:55 AM

Timmy vs Philly 2017 POUND FEST
 
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[ATTACH=CONFIG]563029[/ATTACH]Just in case any of you missed this mornings Sh!t show on Passion for Powerboats, Tim Pavlovic (Full Force) has officially called out Phil Hess (315Duramax) in a rough water showdown on Lake Erie this spring. The conditions must be (As set forth by Tim) 3-5' forecasted water. $$ and bragging rights on the line.

Challengers (FF) Boat - (We all know it)
85 Cig 35 Mistress.
Twin 600ish HP NA BB's - Could be a bit more come spring
TRS
11,700lbs Loaded
(Driver Mod - Home turf)

Contenders (315D) Boat -
97 Hustler 388 Slingshot
Twin 850HP Blown BB's
ASD Conversion
10,000lbs Loaded
(Driver Mod - Visitor to Erie)

Go Pro's and at least 1 chase boat to be employed.
Yes, its winter and we do this kind of talking....

Any side wagers??????? Who thinks Full Force can hold off the young Upstate rival? Remember, Tim called Phil out....

Full Force 12-28-2016 12:01 PM

Lol 3-5's or bigger, Mazuriks to PIB, it's not a brand thing, it's a setup thing...

Arnesons with big wheels that can't hook up in flat water for Phil certainly won't stay hooked in 3-5's like a deep Trs...

See ya there Phil (weather permitting)

Eliminated572 12-28-2016 12:04 PM

How much is the agreed bet?

Full Force 12-28-2016 12:06 PM

200.

If either boat breaks it's off...

Wish we could GAURANTEE 3-5's or more

Eliminated572 12-28-2016 12:08 PM

[QUOTE=Full Force;4513463]200.

If either boat breaks it's off...

Wish we could GAURANTEE 3

If either boat breaks? WTF Tim? If you break you pay.... That's how betting works...

Full Force 12-28-2016 12:09 PM

Nope, that's what I said from beginning, of a race boat breaks theybare out of race, end of story.

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Originally Posted by Full Force (Post 4513463)
200.

If either boat breaks it's off...

Wish we could GAURANTEE 3

If either boat breaks? WTF Tim? If you break you pay.... That's how betting works...


Eliminated572 12-28-2016 12:12 PM

Correct... but they also lose. They don't disregard the race if one breaks. They lose the race (bet in this case)....

Full Force 12-28-2016 12:13 PM

I stated it to be what it is, not gonna change, if he shows and does as stated great, if not... I go about the season, I don't care one way or the other...

vintage chromoly 12-28-2016 12:17 PM

This should be good! :duel:

vintage chromoly 12-28-2016 12:27 PM

The winner gets to throw corn cobs at the loser on the dock at PIB after the race.

phragle 12-28-2016 12:30 PM

Mazuriks to pib? With a west wind to much running in the Lee. Start pib no wake line around west sister and back to the casino. If your going to run boats. Run boats!

FunHome 12-28-2016 12:42 PM

How far of a distance are they racing?

Eliminated572 12-28-2016 12:46 PM

I think Phil will go any distance... Tim wants a shorter run around 6 miles. I think there and back 12 mile run would be a nice testiment to back the claim

vintage chromoly 12-28-2016 12:48 PM

Go from Avon point to Kelly's island. 20 miles or so
These are offshore boats, right? :hitfan::hitfan:

Full Force 12-28-2016 12:48 PM

Is what I offered, it don't have to happen or it can... the point is he won't hang in rougher water with arnesons that can't grab in flat water, has nothing to do with distance, boat brand, or speeds... driver ability and setup of boat matters put arnesonss on a mistress and it won't grab as good as Trs either and be struggling

Full Force 12-28-2016 12:50 PM

In west winds, I GAURANTEE that victory the old slug loves head on waves ...


Originally Posted by vintage chromoly (Post 4513484)
Go from Avon point to Kelly's island. 20 miles or so
These are offshore boats, right? :hitfan::hitfan:


Crude Intentions 12-28-2016 12:55 PM

Hahaha. So basically Timtard is saying arnesons don't work on raceboats when it's rough out?

SB 12-28-2016 12:58 PM

Will Phil be armed with Corn cusks ?

Full Force 12-28-2016 01:00 PM

Are the drivers Phil Hess who never ran the boat in any rough water? And I seen 200 mph surface drive cars in key west average 70 mph because of rough lol


Originally Posted by I.C.U.Lookin (Post 4513490)
Hahaha. So basically Timtard is saying arnesons don't work on raceboats when it's rough out?


315duramax 12-28-2016 01:01 PM

Is dad already backing down? RACE STIPULATIONS

1. First and foremost, we will only run if its borderline hurricane. Waves you can surf. Waves that are borderline unsafe to run in.

2. Phil will not get any room to get on plane BEFORE hitting these surf swells.

3. If tim breaks, he is out of the race, but not forced to settle up bet.

4. If phil breaks, he is forced to pony up bet, because jealous old guy STILL thinks its my fathers money.


SOUNDS LEGIT! :eekdrop:

Full Force 12-28-2016 01:04 PM

Youbagreed, sounds like your out... the whole thing was 3-5's retard, of course the hustler is faster in flat water... and of course the race can't happen if weather isn't rough... sounds like you are backing down... not me...

I also never said you pony up if you break, they did. Let's face it you are not a problem free boater yourself, you broke it also also...

Full Force 12-28-2016 01:05 PM

Oh for the record, jealous? Not at all.

315duramax 12-28-2016 01:05 PM


Originally Posted by Full Force (Post 4513485)
Is what I offered, it don't have to happen or it can... the point is he won't hang in rougher water with arnesons that can't grab in flat water, has nothing to do with distance, boat brand, or speeds... driver ability and setup of boat matters put arnesonss on a mistress and it won't grab as good as Trs either and be struggling

Well dad... when you say... "ABILITY" what ability do you have? anyone can point a boat in a direction, and keep the throttles pinned... I mean, we all know its a rare occasion for your props to ACTUALLY leave the water... so you don't need to be good on the sticks... so what is this ability you speak of? lol if my drives were 2' below the bottom of my boat I wouldn't need a throttle arm either! LOL

ABILITY he says :lolhit:

GETTINBYE 12-28-2016 01:06 PM

Isn't that "only" about a 12 mile run? Start around Mentor and run to PIB straight into the waves!

Gimme Fuel 12-28-2016 01:07 PM

I feel like we need a nameless/faceless Stig type driver to show up and beat both of them......

SB 12-28-2016 01:08 PM

I have the corn cob kid for $100 ! Any takers ?

Nate5.0 12-28-2016 01:08 PM

Taking Phil on this one

Full Force 12-28-2016 01:10 PM

Lol ok.

Posted plenty of prop out of the water pics over the years... where's yours? You have surface drives and don't leave the water because it's flat ...


Originally Posted by 315duramax (Post 4513501)
Well dad... when you say... "ABILITY" what ability do you have? anyone can point a boat in a direction, and keep the throttles pinned... I mean, we all know its a rare occasion for your props to ACTUALLY leave the water... so you don't need to be good on the sticks... so what is this ability you speak of? lol if my drives were 2' below the bottom of my boat I wouldn't need a throttle arm either! LOL

ABILITY he says :lolhit:


Full Force 12-28-2016 01:11 PM

Let's see if he shows up... I will be around waiting...

Crude Intentions 12-28-2016 01:15 PM

The histress stands no chance against the concrete block destroyer.

Full Force 12-28-2016 01:16 PM

You guys sound like lots of Hillary supporters... bashing trump.... till he won...

gunny 12-28-2016 01:18 PM

Lol...lol....
 

Originally Posted by Full Force (Post 4513511)
Let's see if he shows up... I will be around waiting...

You will be waiting to get pounded out...ur slow ass broke down cig, that u self admit can't stay together for more then a season will surely loose... this is a fools bet.. but hey..no one expects any different from u pavlovic.. n hey.. how's brook.. will she be @ the event..

Eliminated572 12-28-2016 01:19 PM

Maybe Darr needs to join in and show both of them up :party-smiley-004:

I have Phil for $150.00...

Full Force 12-28-2016 01:19 PM

Oh your cute, I ran almost 2 full seasons until trans went, Phil had many more issues then me but thx good try...


Originally Posted by gunny (Post 4513515)
You will be waiting to get pounded out...ur slow ass broke down cig, that u self admit can't stay together for more then a season will surely loose... this is a fools bet.. but hey..no one expects any different from u pavlovic.. n hey.. how's brook.. will she be @ the event..


gunny 12-28-2016 01:23 PM

I got phil for 500.00 anyone care to wager... Pavlovic? Wanna wager 500.00 or u not gonna have that after rebuilding engines twice now..

Hint * let someone else build your ****... your current builder sucks

gunny 12-28-2016 01:26 PM

Does it count if pavvy strips his boat down to one bucket to sit on ?

gunny 12-28-2016 01:36 PM

How bout this, the loser shuts up ....and agrees to disappear from OSO, Facebook and all associated boat groups for a period of no less then 1 complete year from date of loss...

Knot 4 Me 12-28-2016 01:36 PM

Ah yes we did just pass the winter solstice...

I see this going the way of the 40' Skater/Apache race that was supposed to happen 3 or 4 years ago and never came to be.

Full Force 12-28-2016 01:37 PM

Feel free to look past anything you don't like to read ...


Originally Posted by gunny (Post 4513524)
How bout this, the loser shuts up ....and agrees to disappear from OSO, Facebook and all associated boat groups for a period of no less then 1 complete year from date of loss...


Crude Intentions 12-28-2016 01:38 PM

Even if it did happen full fairytale left hisself an out. When the concrete block destroyer outruns him he will just shut it down and claim mechanical failure. Of course he is a mustang guy so we know he's not used to winning many races


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