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Old 05-24-2017 | 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by jriggs
You know I am always way to drunk to operate heavy machinery or a boat on the weekends Dale....
Well, I figured you could ride with us! We could spectate as we cruised by them both while Ace builds Legos in the cabin and Ann does some online shopping. And you wouldn't even spill your beer!

Sadly, it seems the show has been cancelled.
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Old 05-24-2017 | 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by jriggs
You know I am always way to drunk to operate heavy machinery or a boat on the weekends Dale....
Obviously. Cause I have yet to see that beaker all year yet.

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Old 05-24-2017 | 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by sommerfliesby
That is PATENTLY untrue Dale. NOBODY ever has to skillfully "drive" a 47 Fountain...unless the waves are like 7 foot. And no way Stacy is letting Riggs out in that kind of water.
Ok Mike, that explains why Jeremy has yet to boat this season. Thanks for setting me straight Mike.
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Old 05-24-2017 | 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by vintage chromoly
Nobody has to go anyplace, and it appears the corn cob kid isn't coming.
i never got the corn cob thing, and actually forgot about it, the other day someone posted a video of a kid throwing corn and i thought what the hell is that ?
but your post reminded me of corn cob thing and i had a good laugh
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Old 05-24-2017 | 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by outonsafari
i never got the corn cob thing, and actually forgot about it, the other day someone posted a video of a kid throwing corn and i thought what the hell is that ?
but your post reminded me of corn cob thing and i had a good laugh
September 8, 2013.... a day that will live in infamy forever for residents of a small hamlet in upstate New York.

http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.s...fs_patrol.html


Phil oughta hook up with the folks at American Ethanol about a racing sponsorship. I mean, he is living proof that corn makes you run fast. #redandbluetrackteam

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Old 05-24-2017 | 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by outonsafari
i never got the corn cob thing, and actually forgot about it, the other day someone posted a video of a kid throwing corn and i thought what the hell is that ?
but your post reminded me of corn cob thing and i had a good laugh
Me. Thought it would be a good chuckle.
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Old 05-24-2017 | 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by bigboat28
Ok Mike, that explains why Jeremy has yet to boat this season. Thanks for setting me straight Mike.
Oh contraire mon fraire, dale, I went on a Pontoon boat ride 2 weeks ago up at devils Lake.
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Old 05-24-2017 | 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by RT930turbo
Well, I figured you could ride with us! We could spectate as we cruised by them both while Ace builds Legos in the cabin and Ann does some online shopping. And you wouldn't even spill your beer!

Sadly, it seems the show has been cancelled.
Damn I was looking forward to a boat ride in something bigger than a canoe too....
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Old 05-24-2017 | 05:38 PM
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Ok, check this out.....

Standard man card rules would have Phil step up and say "Tim, you win, I did not have my sh!t together and am unable to compete, therefor you win by default' as he graciously admits defeat.

And by those same standard man card rules, Tim would say "While I accept your concession, I want to beat you head to head in true competition" Thereby offering a rematch.


So what I, the great instigator of jackassery am proposing is as follows....

Fall usually see rough water and is techically "after" the season so to speak to eliminate potential schedueling conflicts.

October 28th is Halloween at the bay (PIB). The run from the Venetian marina to PIB is roughly 20 miles. End of October can pretty much guarantee snotty conditions. Dockage at the Bay should not be an issue. The party is usually pretty good. Now for the pound fest reward.. The winner walks the loser (dressed as a dog) around all night on a leash with the loser fetching and buying the winners drinks and pays his dock fee for Saturday night. We will arrange for official starting, finishing and timekeeping for the event.and I will buy both participants their first round of beverages Saturday night. Can I get 3 volunteers for course workers?

If you knuckleheads are serious, and are willing to commit and make this happen, weather permitting I can possibly arrange for a helicopter to film the run. (helicopter pilot has done several opa races and has no problem getting down on the deck for some good pictures)

Tim, are you in?

Phil, Are you in?
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Old 05-24-2017 | 05:44 PM
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[QUOTE=Speedracer29;4556751]September 8, 2013.... a day that will live in infamy forever for residents of a small hamlet in upstate New York.

OH ! i see the whole picture now, o.k. folks see this is one result of what happens when you raise the the legal drinking age to 21.
instead of being in a beer joint playing miniature bowling (on the league) and trying to chase down some tail w/ big hair,
while honing the important life skills, how to drink, hold your liquor, hold your tongue, and drink and drive.
you get all jack potted up doing some juvenile misdemeanor stuff that would otherwise be funny in a larger city but not in a small hamlet of upstate new york.

thanks speed racer for that, now i gotta learn what a hamlet is,
fu?k ! i come here to have a little fun not to learn new words
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