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caseyh 05-25-2017 07:18 AM


Originally Posted by phragle (Post 4556799)
Ok, check this out.....

Standard man card rules would have Phil step up and say "Tim, you win, I did not have my sh!t together and am unable to compete, therefor you win by default' as he graciously admits defeat.

And by those same standard man card rules, Tim would say "While I accept your concession, I want to beat you head to head in true competition" Thereby offering a rematch.


So what I, the great instigator of jackassery am proposing is as follows....

Fall usually see rough water and is techically "after" the season so to speak to eliminate potential schedueling conflicts.

October 28th is Halloween at the bay (PIB). The run from the Venetian marina to PIB is roughly 20 miles. End of October can pretty much guarantee snotty conditions. Dockage at the Bay should not be an issue. The party is usually pretty good. Now for the pound fest reward.. The winner walks the loser (dressed as a dog) around all night on a leash with the loser fetching and buying the winners drinks and pays his dock fee for Saturday night. We will arrange for official starting, finishing and timekeeping for the event.and I will buy both participants their first round of beverages Saturday night. Can I get 3 volunteers for course workers?

If you knuckleheads are serious, and are willing to commit and make this happen, weather permitting I can possibly arrange for a helicopter to film the run. (helicopter pilot has done several opa races and has no problem getting down on the deck for some good pictures)

Tim, are you in?

Phil, Are you in?


This is a great idea. I will get the second round of drinks. Now will ether of them be running at the end of the season........

Full Force 05-25-2017 07:22 AM

Nothing to attend Justin, nothing's going to happen now or ever. I'm done with this bs

SB 05-25-2017 07:25 AM


Originally Posted by Full Force (Post 4556920)
I'm done with this bs

I'll take that bet.

315duramax 05-25-2017 07:33 AM

I don't see why I can't just come once I get my boat back together. Tim says he "he boats THE ROUGHEST water in the WORLD all summer long"

So if it's always rough. Why can't any given weekend I want to show up work? Because, tim boats, every weekend right?

caseyh 05-25-2017 07:40 AM


Originally Posted by Full Force (Post 4556920)
Nothing to attend Justin, nothing's going to happen now or ever. I'm done with this bs

Well this is no fun.

Nate5.0 05-25-2017 07:44 AM


Originally Posted by 315duramax (Post 4556923)
I don't see why I can't just come once I get my boat back together. Tim says he "he boats THE ROUGHEST water in the WORLD all summer long"

So if it's always rough. Why can't any given weekend I want to show up work? Because, tim boats, every weekend right?

Phil....with the Hessler be at LOTO again?

ICDEDPPL 05-25-2017 07:57 AM

The HeSSler


Phils like:

http://33outlaw.zenfolio.com/img/s11...40295457-3.jpg

ICDEDPPL 05-25-2017 07:58 AM

http://33outlaw.zenfolio.com/img/s10...40295454-3.jpg

caseyh 05-25-2017 08:01 AM

Pund feat. 1.0, 2.0 maybe 3.0. https://youtu.be/PZtxBZ9D5sI

scarabman 05-25-2017 08:01 AM

In all of this, I cant help but think if Phil had just said he was still coming this weekend, Full Farce would have found some excuse on why it couldnt happen anyway. Now instead, it will never happen because then he will have to give up his "Champion by Default" crown. Easy to talk $h!t. Hard to back it up sometimes.


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